Wish Granted, but...

[YourBuddyBill]

Granted, but some generic villains think you're Captain America and kill you.

I wish for a teleporter to any one TV show world of my choice.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

Granted, but all that's on is Glee and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
I'm so sorry.


I wish for the ability to respawn on death by unnatural causes (e.g. falling off a cliff)

[Tetris]

You get the power, but you never die from natural causes

I wish for 1,000,000,000$

[Darkness ZXW]

You get the money, but it was taxed down to $200,000, which was stolen from you on the bus ride home.

I wish for a tame, domesticated jackel

[YourBuddyBill]

Granted, but all that's on is Glee and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
I'm so sorry.

Oh you sonofa-


OT: Granted, but at night it turns into Anubis and does unspeakable, horrible things to you.


I wish for a teleporter to any one TV show world PAST OR PRESENT of my choice.
(I'm not gonna give up THAT easy)

[Wheatley]

Oh you sonofa-


OT: Granted, but at night it turns into Anubis and does unspeakable, horrible things to you.


I wish for a teleporter to any one TV show world PAST OR PRESENT of my choice.
(I'm not gonna give up THAT easy)

Granted, but then there's a power surge and since you're not on the official copies of the show, you disappear forever.

I wish I could write add-ons for real life

[bµbbler]

Wish granted, but you messed up the code and made a black hole that sucked everything into nothingness.

I wish for true love.

[Wheatley]

Wish granted, but your true love has every STD known to modern medical science.
To the extent that she has an STD aura. Standing inside of it will infect you.

I wish I had a .44 magnum loaded with hollow-point bullets that explode on contact with brain matter.

[Angry Bull]

Wish granted, but your true love has every STD known to modern medical science.
To the extent that she has an STD aura. Standing inside of it will infect you.

I wish I had a .44 magnum loaded with hollow-point bullets that explode on contact with brain matter.

Granted, but you shoot it the wrong way.

I wish I had my pet duck back.

[lolz??]

Your pet duck is raised from the dead and is a zombie, it eats you.

I wish for a pet waffle

[Alex Man!]

Your pet duck is raised from the dead and is a zombie, it eats you.

I wish for a pet waffle

Wish Granted, but then a fat man takes your pet waffle and tries to eat it. You try and stop the fat man, but he squirts you in the face with steaming hot syrup. Your face melts off.

[HellHound]

Wish granted, but then your wish dissapeared.

I wish for a hug.

[Mr Man]

Granted, but you are crushed to death.

I wish for an omelet.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but its expired and moldy.




I wish for the ability to hack life.

[Mr Man]

Granted, but you get banned from life.


I wish for a nonruined wish.