Wish granted, but forget you and your wishes
I wish for an ancient artifact that gives me magic powers.
Wish granted, but the magic powers include : erectile disfunction, AIDS, growth of tits, with the addition of those tits SHOOTING ACID WITH NO STOPPING POINT. EVERYONE WHO WALKS INFRONT OF YOU WILL GET BURNT BY THE MAN TIT ACID.
I wish for.... (get ready for this stuff bro) some Dora The Explorer stickers from Chuck E Cheese.