Wish Granted, but...

[Cuddles le Bear]

Granted, but she's six years old.

I wish for Nonnel.

[Ad Bot]

[Linkusofepica]

Wish granted, but it's revealed that he's secretly John Lennon
I wish for Nonnel Nhoj.

[blueblur121]

You get suits.

I wish I had badspot in a can.

[ResonKinetic]

Wish granted, but then he bans you for holding him captive.

I wish the next wish was a wish for a fish.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Granted, but this user wished it wasn't so I cannot grant it.
I wish my wish wasn't for a fish.

[hodototman]

wish granted but you wished for a whale

i wish my butt wasn't so painful

[Cuddles le Bear]

Granted, but my whale squashes you.

I wish hodototman was in Eddsworld.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but Edd is still dead so he's not properly animated.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

[Blooker]

Wish granted, but you accidentally pick up a soda that doesn't taste like AIDS

I wish for a gf

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but she leaves because you don't like Dr. Pepper.

I wish I had some Oreo O's.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Granted, but my whale crushes them and you cry. Once you start crying, the tears from a Tsunami, killing you and everyone else on Planet Earth.
I wish Edd wasn't dead.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but he stops making comics due to his bad condition.

I wish I had gone for the opportunity to ask her out omge

[AromaniaFTW]

granted but she doesn't shave and her family is a cannibal cult that doesn't shower

i wish i had a chin of steel

[Nonnel]

granted but she doesn't shave and her family is a cannibal cult that doesn't shower

i wish i had a chin of steel

i'm fine with that she's really pretty
Wish granted, but Superman breaks it.

I wish I had a roll of duct tape.

[JPSC]

wish granted but you dieded

i wish hi