Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 634891 times)

MegaScience · August 28, 2008, 10:03:12 PM

Granted, you get raped by hot women who you, later, find out have horrible, disfiguring STDs.

I wish the emotes:

never existed.

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Påndåñ · August 29, 2008, 01:33:13 AM

granted but new emotes would come about and they would be worse.

i wish that i could live to be 150 years old!

MegaScience · August 29, 2008, 01:35:53 AM

Granted, the added years without love because of your old ugliness, added to your inability to kill yourself, causes you to go insane and try to blow up your local supermarket. When the death sentence comes and you won't die, they launch you out into space. When you finally reach 150 years old, you instantly turn to dust.

I wish I remembered to wish

Påndåñ · August 29, 2008, 03:01:38 AM

Psst ^^^^^^ you need to make a wish!

Chrono · August 29, 2008, 03:49:47 AM

Wish granted, but Mega didn't hear you.

I wish I were a woman.

MegaScience · August 29, 2008, 04:48:20 AM

Granted, you were a woman but got a love change operation and your snake is a carrot filled with sugar water.

I wish Chrono wasn't a weird guy

Påndåñ · August 30, 2008, 02:16:39 AM

wish granted but Chrono becomes your gay boyfriend.

i wish this topic would end

tails · August 30, 2008, 02:17:59 AM

Granted but you didn't say candle jack

I wi

Garuda · August 30, 2008, 02:50:20 PM

..WISH that we cold end world hunger? Granted but you didn't complete your wish...

I wish that i could have a wish inside a wish without the assisstance of chuck norris...

Sheezy · August 30, 2008, 02:58:15 PM

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the police, your family died in a car crash"

I wish I had a fish in a dish

Menen · August 30, 2008, 03:17:32 PM

Wish Granted, but a cat comes and Eats your Fish on a Dish that you wished for

I wish Spore and Line Rider Unbound came out tomarrow

Telly · August 30, 2008, 03:44:04 PM

Wish granted, but you don't have enough money to buy them!! :( (Neither do I :P)

I wish Santa hadn't stolen all my money 50-60 pages back....

Chrono · August 30, 2008, 05:09:04 PM

Quote from: Påndåñ on August 30, 2008, 02:16:39 AM

Chrono becomes your gay boyfriend.

forget that!

Anyways on-topic.

Wish granted but then your alter ego evil shadow twin from inside the closet steals it and buys research.
I wish I didn't get a love change after I became a woman.

Dr.Block · August 30, 2008, 06:00:55 PM

Wish granted, but then you are kinaped in your sleep and bites you boobs off and sews on a snake, resulting in a bothced love change.

I wish I never looked at that Mario teaches love ed video on Youtube.

Zaie · August 30, 2008, 06:06:28 PM

you never did. but then you saw it the next day.

i wish i had more hot pockets.