Wish Granted, but...

[Chrono]

Wish granted but it falls off the table and falls through the floor.

I wish I had moar attenshinz.

[Ad Bot]

[Altiarch]

Granted, you get put on national tv because you're stealing a stuff from a public toilet.

I wish your mom.

[Rex]

Granted, but she's 64.

I wish your rooster.

[Chrono]

Granted, but my rooster periods so much it floods the world.

I wish people would make complete sentences.

[MegaScience]

Granted, but then noobs type run-on sentences.

I wish Blockland was a car.

[Chrono]

Wish granted but bystanders repeatedly try to open your door.

I wish I knew C++.

[MegaScience]

Granted, but you fail at Torque script.

I wish Blockland Retail was open source again.

[E_net4]

Wish granted, but the uploaded source code was corrupted.

I wish for not to put the dishes on the table.

[Chrono]

Granted, but your mother puts the food directly on the table that someone had recently spilled a liquid on and hasn't cleaned it.

I wish for cookies.

[Menen]

Wish granted but i eat your cookies

I wish i had a new computer

[MegaScience]

Granted, you had one but it got a trojan that caused the fan to spin out of control and catch fire.

I wish my computer was a woman.

[Chrono]

Granted, but she crashes your car instead of her system.

I wish I had like 3 weeks off school.

[Altiarch]

Granted, but its because there was a shooting, and you're one of the ones shot.

I wish things happened.

[MegaScience]

Granted, but they happen to other guys *wink wink*

I wish Chrono was named "Chrono Cross"

[Chrono]

Granted, but then everyone wants to play me. (or with)
I wish I were just Chrono.