Wish Granted, but...

[Spiderpig]

Too bad so sad glade im not you dad
I wish sirrus wish came true

[Ad Bot]

[CHEESE]

Wish granted, but he dies from food poisoning.

I wish I could kill myself.

[Ector]

Granted but Failure.

Level up Self Delete skill to 9,000

I wish the person below me's wish came true

[CHEESE]

Wish granted, but the sparkles from the wish blow up, and you die.

I wish I wasn't grounded.

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but you being grounded means that you are not crossing the street at exactly 3:47:16 PM, when a car drove through that was almost invisable to the other drivers and everyone else. However, since you are no longer grounded, you were outside and crossing the street just as the car drives by, and you get hit.

I wish there really were invisable cars :D

[tails]

why..?

So you can't see what hits you?

[Ector]

granted, but you had no wish

I wish I would remember to... wait, what?

[Joltener]

Granted but then you remember and miss out on your turn.

I wish i was married

[Nyskel]

Granted but then you remember and miss out on your turn.

I wish i was married

Granted, but you will be betrayed

I wish everything is free

[Doorman]

Granted, but the resulting economy crash will through the world into caous, making people steal from other and if anyone were to get in their way, they would die. Unfortuanutly, you got in someone way, you're dead.

I wish people were not idiots.

[Minority]

Granted, but then there wouldn't be anyone to make fun of.

I wish for world peace.

[Doorman]

Granted ,but you get so bored you shoot yourself in the head.

I wish for no more pollution.

[Minority]

Granted, but then we wouldn't have anywhere to put our trash.

I wish it wasn't so cold out.

[Doorman]

Granted but it become unbearably hot, so we all burn.

[Ector]

Granted, but they are morons instead


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