Wish Granted, but...

[Invalid]

Granted, so instead your wishes are crushed and raped.

I wish that I had wished for one of those wishes where I don't use spaces.

[Ad Bot]

[Regulith]

Grantedbutthemessagegetsmisre adandyouendupwithaloadofthing syouneverwanted.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Invalid]

Wut, granted, but it's counterfit (er whatever) and you get arrest for 45 years. Wewt.

I wish this message wouldn't get misread.

[kakashi11]

but it did

i wish  ate ice cream insted of 

[Regulith]

Granted, but now he's brown, white, and pink and is called Ice-cream Monster. Nobody likes him now. (Wait, that could be good.)

I wish I was the greatest person in the universe!

[kakashi11]

wish granted but the new icecream monster thingys your icecream and eats you

i wish that ice cream monster will stay ice cream monster

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but then Elmo is now omel D:

I wish for it to be friday already. D:

[Miga]

Granted, but on Friday someone wishes for it to be Tuesday again.

I wish that my Mic worked.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but it is one of those stuff ones that come with Halo 3.

I wish there was no such thing as the world.

[Messes]

Granted, but there is World V2

I wish that everyone gay at my school died...And didn't come back as a zombie either.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but No on Prop 8 wins and all the gay people are revived.

I wish cars ran on milk.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but now you use rootbeer as a liquid for your cereal

I wish for Nero and Atticus to be banned forever

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but they aren't IP banned and make an s-load of Alt-Accounts.

I wish DSL was faster than T1/LAN.

[Messes]

Granted, but T1/LAN became obsolete and DSL was the slowest of all slows.

I wish People didn't spam emotes on the blockland forums.

[fat boy]

granted, but the I has a sezure and 

Wishes for brick physics release