Wish Granted, but...

[qevil]

granted, but your lactose intollerant

i wish for oranges on my apple tree

[Ad Bot]

[HelpingHand]

granted, but your lactose intollerant

i wish for oranges on my apple tree

Wish granted but inside the orange is an apple.

I wish I has money but isn't stolen.

[Moriarty]

Granted but a paradox happens and you explode by holding a cat with buttered toast and dropping it

I wish I had a cat and buttered toast and it exploded on the next poster after the wish granter. PARADOX

[Sabbin]

Granted but a paradox happens and you explode by holding a cat with buttered toast and dropping it

I wish I had a cat and buttered toast and it exploded on the next poster after the wish granter. PARADOX

Too frickin bad, you get a brick.

I wish for an indestructible toaster that doesn't blow up and toasts cows instead of bread

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but the meat is undercooked when it comes out and you get tapeworms.

I wish for a computer that ISN'T wooden.

[Sabbin]

Granted, but the meat is undercooked when it comes out and you get tapeworms.

I wish for a computer that ISN'T wooden.

Wish granted, but it is wooden and burns.

I wish for a brick that doesn't kill me

[gotgass]

Granted, but it still burns.
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i wishs i am a moron

[Sabbin]

Granted, but it still burns.
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i wishs i am a moron

wish granted but you turn into a smarty and then someone eats you

I wish for a brick




OF GOLD!!!

[HelpingHand]

wish granted but you turn into a smarty and then someone eats you

I wish for a brick




OF GOLD!!!

Wish granted but it was Fools gold

[gotgass]

wish granted but you turn into a smarty and then someone eats you

I wish for a brick




OF GOLD!!!

wish granted but it's Iron pyrite aka fools GOLD

I wish i was starfish!

[Dr. Toast]

Wish granted, but you already are so you wasted your wish.

I wish I had a walrus for a pet

[HelpingHand]

Wish granted, but you already are so you wasted your wish.

I wish I had a walrus for a pet

Wish granted but you are the walrus!

I wish i was made of toast and no one ate me or rot to death :D :D

[Sabbin]

Wish granted but you are the walrus!

I wish i was made of toast and no one ate me or rot to death :D :D

you get flattened by a boulder

i wish to be a planet

[HelpingHand]

Wish granted by the sun died and everything exploded

I wish i knew the answer of pi to the 100 Billionth place

[A GUY]

Granted, But then... ummm... SOMETHING HAPPENS!

i wish someone Said BOOGERS!