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Messages - Master Matthew²

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This might be the thing that breaks the MAGA spell for a lot of people. I haven't seen a single post anywhere in support of this.

So... as someone who had the spell broken for them. No. This is not gonna be it.
There is no wake up call where you suddenly put all the pieces together and go "They were right all along!"

It's a dreadfully long procedure of deprogramming and every other step you would need to take in breaking away from a cult.

Also, r/Conservative on Reddit already has posts filled with comments that read like:



When Annoying Orange said he could go into 5th avenue and shoot people and not lose voters, this is what he meant.
He could personally walk up to every one of his supports and smash their kneecaps, and they'd still vote for him.

The miraculous string of events that lead to me escaping that cult is a planetary alignment level of rarity.

If you're still holding out for that one silver bullet moment where they'll all magically wake up, then I think you'll find that it is you who is dreaming.

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You receive Half Life 3's preemptive GOTY award, but still no Half Life 3.

I ritualistically insert a vial of Geoff Keighley's blood and utter an unholy prayer to long-dead gods

You get an Xbox One and Windows 10 Exclusive.

I insert a 512MB USB Thumbdrive.

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Off Topic / Re: The ----- ----- ------ -----: ------- ----- Edition
« on: December 28, 2025, 05:44:24 PM »
THE ECONOMY IS GOOD, SO SAYETH THE ALMIGHTY GDP!

What? What's that? You think the Economy is... Bad?
You ungrateful, lazy, stupid peasant. This Economy IS FANTASTIC!
The Line went UP not DOWN, Stupid. That means it's GOOD!
"I can't afford rent and groceries", Then you're just a Lazy Piece of stuff!
"I work multiple jobs and 80 hours a week." Listen here buster, there are 168 hours in a week, you're missing the other 88 hours.
"I need sleep and rest?" That's POOR speak. No wonder you're so POOR!
The economy is GREAT and if you're not feeling it, you're not breaking your back enough.

WORK HARDER PEASANTS!

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Off Topic / Re: The ----- ----- ------ -----: ------- ----- Edition
« on: December 25, 2025, 07:36:02 PM »
When the forget was there ever a 90 degree christmas?

A totally normal christmas with totally normal weather.



We're forgeted.

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Off Topic / Re: BEST CHEESE POLL
« on: December 25, 2025, 12:35:10 AM »
Parmigiano Reggiano





This is THE Cheese.


It is so iconic the name alone has special protections. You may have tasted the inferior "Parmesan" which is of a similar name, but not the same taste.
"Parmesan" is to Parmigiano Reggiano as Kraft "cheese" is to real cheese. A sad imitation made to satisfy the basic needs of the average person, but
it lacks the true flavor of REAL Parmigiano Reggiano. This right here is the cheese you put in that Caesar salad, thinly sliced. This right here is the cheese
you put into only the finest pasta dishes, or make the entire wheel itself into a pasta dish. This cheese has the same love and care put into it that even the best
breweries could not hope to compete with. Parmigiano Reggiano, it is THE Cheese of all time.


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Off Topic / You will own nothing
« on: December 22, 2025, 02:38:54 PM »
You will own nothing


Or else


The Plan

Alright, you filthy POORS, so here's how this is gonna work. Everything you hold dear will be taken away from you by virtue of the fact you will no longer be able to afford to own it. You will sell it to the superior ruling class, who know better than you do, and they will rent it back to you for a small portion of your peasant wages until you drop dead. You will go into debt to pay to rent your phone, your home, your vehicle, your gasoline, your food, the air you breath and the water you drink. Not even the shoes you wear or the clothes on your putrid peasant skin will belong to you. Simply put, if you owned it before, now you don't. If you want it back, you must rent it from your betters. Purchases will be restricted to the ruling class and the ruling class only. Oh what's that? "That sounds horrible." "I don't want to work until I drop dead?"

What if I told you, "Yes you do."



You will be happy

We're going to gather data on every last move you underlings make. We will know what your eyes dart to in that one aisle at the new Rent-A-Mart. We will know when your heart skips a beat when the glory of the new world is spoken to you. We will know every thought you think, every desire you have. And if you're not happy, it will make you happy. You will be happy. You will be happy or else, peasant. You will like it, you will like it or else. If you do not like it, you will. The camera will know when you are smiling, so smile, or else. Be happy, or else. If you pose a terrorist threat like wanting to "own your food", it will fix you. If you attempt to escape the system, it will put you where you belong.


Glorious News:


Ram is raising in price so you useless cretins cannot try to create an internet that your superiors do not control.
Housing has already been captured. Rent your home or live in the car you likely rent.
If you attempt to camp in public or sleep outside of our generous housing, that we rent to you at a meager expense of only half of your wage, we will collect you.
Do not attempt to defy us, and do not worry if you cannot find work we have work for you criminals in our prisons, whether you want it or not.



HAIL THE NEW UTOPIA!
Discuss your excitement for this new future below, or else.

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Off Topic / Re: The ----- ----- ------ -----: ------- ----- Edition
« on: December 21, 2025, 03:22:03 PM »

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I know it sounds like libstuff from 2016, but recently I have been buying into the idea that being a Maga is a legitimate mental illness.

It is.


I understand it's pretty dangerous in a country with only 2 political parties to declare 50% of them invalid and insane.

It's more like 25-30%, and they are insane. 25%~ish vote Republican. 25%ish vote Democrat. 5% vote based on which way the wind is blowing and if they feel like the current party is doing okay or not. The rest just don't vote.

The older I get, the more I understand that some conservative ideas actually make sense in context.

That context is being afraid of sky daddy, wanting to kill anyone with dark skin or some complex mental gymnastics that ultimately unravel to loveual repression.

Conservative "Ideas" otherwise make no sense at all unless you speak tinfoil hat and Smeagol.

But the way Magas have fully committed their entire selves to constantly being pissed off, paranoid and ready to throw down at any second, the way they flatly deny cold reality in front of them while accusing their mortal enemies of just the same, the way they refuse to accept that what is obviously, by all accounts, according to everyone else on Earth, the absolute sleaziest and most corrupt man alive is anything less than the Christian Messiah, and the full hog, day-to-day devotion to hating literally to death anyone who isn't themselves over petty bullstuff like the current status of their rooster or lack there of. How can I interpret this as anything other than some kind of madness?
This is because they are in a cult. A cult of cowards no less. It is often you will find MAGA chuds too afraid to even acknowledge in public they are right-wing or hold any such ideas to their chest. They know it's wrong, they know it's immoral and evil. So when push comes to shove they'll play a game of pretending to be an "average person" with "totally normal views" right before they go on some rant about migrants or women.

They're run by fear and a perpetual panic. If at any moment that stops a massive part of their structure is lost. The other is the head of the cult, which most interpret to be Annoying Orange. Annoying Orange is the head of one of the cults, but there are countless of them. Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Tim Pool, Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Akkad), Asmongold, I could go on and on. These are also Cult heads, they just have happened to remain in line with Annoying Orange until recently. Now it's been a back and forth Chaos where they will swing with or against Annoying Orange on issues. If you see doubt sewn on the idea that this is a Cult, keep this in mind. Not every MAGA Cultist is explicitly in Annoying Orange's camp, many of them were just on Annoying Orange's side because their preferred talking head cult leader was on Annoying Orange's side.

They pump out non-stop fear, panic and hate every single day. Consistent schedule, every day. If there is no news, they make news. It's that simple. And there are so many who are desperate, already mentally broken and when someone comes along to tell them they're not in any way wrong, it's not their fault they are in the situation that they've ended up in... it resonates.

All powerful lies are grafted on a sprouting seed of truth. It usually isn't their fault. Their poverty, their loneliness. At this scale, it cannot be the fault of the individual. So the Far Right take advantage of this, because they know their Liberal opposition would never say this. Liberalism is fundamentally at odds with ever blaming loneliness or poverty on anyone but the individual. And we do not have anyone who would speak the whole truth in any position of power, they're either dead or afraid to speak. The only people speaking a partial truth are the Right.

And so their hook is cast, and the fish do bite. Desperation breeds the best dictatorships. The reason so many in the US seem to fall face first into insanity like essential oils and anti-vaxx stuff is because our healthcare system has been so broken for so long. Academics and Scientific research is not nearly as profitable as posing as academia and scientific research, this is how that trust is broken. The people who we say are the experts are usually tilted by money. And so, the system IS broken. The Right screams the system is broken, and therefore it must be fundamentally wrong. And since the system is actually broken, the people begin to believe the only option is to replace it with the opposites as prescribed by their cult leaders. Science must be replaced with Faith, Social Programs must be removed under the guise of Privatization, public infrastructure must be owned by companies and individuals.

The greatest irony of it all, is that those who are at the root of the corruption of the government, are the ones offering themselves as the solution to government.
And unless someone can speak loud enough, to enough people, an alternative that is not Conservative or Liberal, then the right will continue their massacre of everything decent.

But... what if someone already has done that?

Annoying Orange blew through my county the other day. I can't say I know why. He was within 20 miles of my house and I didn't even know about it until 2 hours after he was gone. The only reason I did was because I drove through the town where he visited and it was completely deserted. No traffic anywhere, no one out. Just exactly two cop cars idling at every intersection for maybe 10 blocks. I thought maybe a terrorist threat happened until I saw the giant neon sign that said "WELCOME PRESIDENT Annoying Orange." The venue happens to be very near a discrete, rural airport which normally only deals in cargo, not passengers. They got him in to speak at a casino in some podunk mountain town for some god-forsaken reason then got him out again in under 2 hours. What is the point of these events???

Someone has spoken loud enough, to enough people, on an alternative that is not Conservative or Liberal. And it has begun to sweep throughout the Democratic party. Republicans have been losing seats that were thought forever safe. This is a tour of desperation to try and protect against future losses.

During 2024 the idea of focusing on affordability and prices was absurd to the Democratic party. Their precious charts on the GDP said the economy was good, they couldn't comprehend why so many people felt the economy was bad. So they decided to ignore it, at their own peril.

In 2024. Republicans swept, and they swept hard. And still the old and tired Democrats ignored warning after warning. Their Hubris was beyond unfounded at this point, they had compiled Loss after Loss. Then NYC happened. The Democrat establishment backed Andrew Cuomo over Zohran Mamdani. They backed Cuomo in the Primary, and then they refused to endorse Mamdani as the official Democratic Candidate until mere days before the election.

They had unwittingly created the underdog in their own party, and it has transcended the name and become the idea. Affordability. Affordability is a massive issue, it was so hard to give it a name for so long. Anytime anyone came in to speak of their issues they were told they were "Communists" or "Socialists" or some other fear mongering title. But when push comes to shove, if you try to tell people they're a tree because they want things to be better. They will start saying they're a tree. And so it was, NYC elected a Mayor who openly described himself as a Socialist.

Hunger and homelessness are not issues you can make disappear with a campaign against Trans people or Mexicans. Affordability is not a Democrat Hoax, despite how much dear leader wants it to be.

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Off Topic / Re: How about those RAM prices?
« on: December 06, 2025, 07:59:16 PM »
they'll be back after demand dies

they'll always be back


When the AI Bubble pops its going to be catastrophic.

So many tech bros have deluded themselves into believing AI is literally the second coming of Christ.

And I must emphasize LITERALLY.

They're in for a rude awakening when investors realize it's all just an over advertised Complex Language Prediction Algorithm disguised as intelligence.

There is no way this is going to end well, especially when the US economy is basically dependent on AI.

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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe(?) EpStEiN fILeS
« on: November 30, 2025, 02:40:39 PM »
Dear Leader also praised your vaccine, and even claimed he "came up" with the ideas for the Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson & Johnson shots. He did it so fast, without him it would have taken five to twelve years!

big pharma never lies bro, and neither does the government! it's fine to disregard the criminal and civil penalties some of these companies have incurred, because at the end of the day they know best! don't question the higher authority, just do what they say!

I was almost convinced to inject a foreign substance into my body when I found out I could get free fries, but ultimately I decided against the dire hunger I was feeling because vaccination didn't seem very tasty on that particular day.

Holy forget, you really do post like how I used to post.

I advise you take a pit stop as the GTS:


Inhale, exhale.
The entire world is not all lying to you except for your personal talking head, that is crazy talk.
Everyone in your political bubble cannot be right all the time, nor can your "enemies" be wrong all the time.

Disconnect from whatever you perceive politics to be for a while.
Start some new social media/youtube accounts, explicitly avoid political content.
Take a break from the orb of confusion.


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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe(?) EpStEiN fILeS
« on: November 29, 2025, 09:17:28 PM »
yeah man, drug companies and the government never lied before - they 100% know whats best for us, and would never poison or do anything to hurt the common population. they have our best interest in mind!

yo dude remember when they said opioids were like safe and not addictive? i mean sure they ignored long-term safety and effectiveness of said drug, but it's fine because they told us it was safe back then, dawg. these 'scientists' are to be trusted for sure!
JOHN SCIENCE GAVE ME AN OPIOID ADDICTION!


Also the dude who made that article inflates his data with dubious methods.

worse than any disease, its extremely unhealthy to use any sort of critical thinking or question what a higher authority tells you, because they definitely know better than you do - if they could just come out with a vaccine for that and make everyone in the world take it, everyone would just do what they are supposed to and we wouldn't have any problems with people who refuse to conform to the norm!
Unless Dear Leader says to inject bleach or to use an anti-parasitic against a virus


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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe(?) EpStEiN fILeS
« on: November 29, 2025, 03:08:59 PM »
just blindly trust whatever they say

The peer reviewed research is published and openly available.

It's not all locked up in a big box at the pentagon that says "The Jab Plan".

You can read it whenever you want, I have 458 peer reviewed articles at home.

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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe(?) EpStEiN fILeS
« on: November 28, 2025, 12:47:26 PM »
I'm just giving out logical reasoning.....


bro plz halloween is over like a month ago
Happy Holidays



how is that "logical reasoning"?

It isn't in literally anyway.

This is 'words are weapons, truth is a lie" behavior.

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Off Topic / Re: The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe(?) EpStEiN fILeS
« on: November 27, 2025, 10:15:54 PM »
sorry for doubting you initially about changing your views, i'm glad you did

To be fair, I did do the whole "fake turn around" multiple times before.

And few ever truly leave what I left, and that is by design.

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