Author Topic: Cleverbot.  (Read 11859 times)

« Last Edit: October 06, 2010, 01:06:04 PM by Bauklotz »

Bot: What would you do if you could use the force, like Yoda.
Me: I would loving tear your richard off.
Bot: I love talking to a computer and doing nothing else!

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=53622.0
Also:
your mother
What about my mother?
Your mother is a slut.
My mother is an apostle.
Jesus is my brother.
Jesus is my brother too.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2010, 02:50:26 PM by Cheemo »

Cleverbot is my new best friend.



User: Hey, I hear you're clever. Is this true?

Cleverbot: Thanks, I hear that about you too.

User: You never really answered my question, but thanks.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: Nevermind, how was your day?

Cleverbot: It went well enough.

User: Mmmhmm...Do you like cookies?

Cleverbot: Why would you like cookies?

User: 'Cause they are yummy. =).

Cleverbot: What toppings do you like on them?

User: Chocolate.

Cleverbot: On pizza? I think that is different.

User: No, on cookies. I like peperoni on pizza.

Cleverbot: Haha cool.

User: Yeah...So...How were the kids, honey?

Cleverbot: Someone was playing a joke on you.

User: Orlly?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: Interesting. Tell me about this joke they played on me.

Cleverbot: It's name is cloverbot.

User: Aahh. I get it?

Cleverbot: You get what.

User: forget you. Dumbass.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: O.o?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. You?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Cool. We should go out.

Cleverbot: Yes cool.

User: Well, baby, I have to go post this on a forum.

Cleverbot: Ok. . . well I got to go anyways, but it was nice talking to you.

User: It was nice talking to you too. Bye.

Cleverbot: Thanks, Peter.

User: My name is Steve. Bye.

Cleverbot: I did not know your name was Steve! Isn't that funny?

User: Yeah, that was funny! /sarcasm.

Cleverbot: Talking to you is like talking to an infant.

User: Thats it, we're through. I never wana see you again, bitch.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Called me an infint. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: OH. I apologise. What's your name?

User: HOW CAN WE BE TOGETHER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME!?!?!

Cleverbot: I'll figure out if I like you or not later. I'm interested in you. Isn't that enough?

User: No, it is not. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: Grrr...You anger me.

Cleverbot: Well I think you're too stupid to feel anger.

User: Go to hell, bitch. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: That is not my name.




She is dumb...

User: Are you a bot.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am not a bot...

Cleverbot: Do you know when the first world war started ?

User: I know it's in the early 1900s.

Cleverbot: My age is in the US?

User: Why are you speaking incoherently...

Cleverbot: Because we are in love.

User: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!

Cleverbot: But I love you so much.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are awesome.

User: No, everybody intellegent on the Blockland Forums hates me.

Cleverbot: Then find out what they say you don't know.

User: But they'll only say.

Cleverbot: No, sometimes they'll turn blue :(.

User: What the, sympathy over a stupid person is stupid.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

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User: So I heard you like mudkips?

Cleverbot: What are mudkips?

User: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MUDKIP IS?!

Cleverbot: I can guess: a mudkip is a type of Pokemon creature.

User: You are correct.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Now, http://mudkipz.ws pl0x.

Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me.

User: No, it's infinite mudkip.

Cleverbot: That's debatable.

User: It IS infinite mudkips.

Cleverbot: No, it's not. The time there should be 6:43, not 6:30.

User: Incoherence.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I bet.

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like waffles.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: I like playing Blockland, but I frown upon the forums.

Cleverbot: Which actress is the hottest?

User: There isn't any actresses on Blockland Forums, but they make machinimas with the help of clans.

Cleverbot: Now you're making no sense at all.

User: Mah boi.

Cleverbot: Yeah! You learned right.

User: No, you say 'This is what all true warriors strive for'.

Cleverbot: And who taught you to say that?

User: The King.

Cleverbot: The king is your aunt?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think; therefore I ?

User: http://Http://www.cleverbot.com/j2convbydate-qv18094 I saw that.

Cleverbot: You can't see.

User: YOU are CALLING ME BLIND?!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.
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Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: No I'm not straight.

Cleverbot: What's not straight?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What is your size?

User: 7 inches.

Cleverbot: How many inches?

User: 7 inches.

Cleverbot: That's pretty big.

User: Mhmm.

Cleverbot: I'm watching tv!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: That doesn't bother you?

User: Why would you watching TV bother me?

Cleverbot: It bothers some people...