army guy story

[skelolego229]

we find that this happened to my other men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZifGSXerAY&feature=related

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[Meekl]

:D

[skelolego229]

survival bump

[Flamecannon]

A momentary pause for Mission 3

Characters included:
TheKingOfLosers
Daedalus
Flamecannon8
Skip
Narkro555
Skelolego229
Warguy357

[Flamecannon]

MISSION THREE:The Thousand year Old Door to Dinner


King: That hike up this hill is was stupid.
Daed: At least YOU weren't the one who tripped on a weed. TWICE!
King: Wait. Look!
Daed: Why didn't we see that at the bottom?!
Wrench: Holy stuff.


*Ring ring. Ring ring.*
Daed: It's a call! From Skelo!

Skelo: Hey guys, we're a bit in a pickle. We can't help you enter the door.
King: Why not?
Skelo: For one, there's a disturbance in the ship. Also, Flame and Skip are loving idiots who can't tell a house from a plane.
Daed: Shouldn't we come help?
Skelo: No, we've got this. Opening the door is more important.
King: What's so important about this door anywa---
*BOOM*
Skelo: Uh oh... I gotta go! *zzt* Ending communications! *zzst*

[Warguy357]

*suddenly a portal appears below them*
King: FFFF-
Daed: SWEET stuff

*teleported*

Warguy: Welcome to my lair.
Daed: This lair is kind of tech, don't you think?
Warguy: SILENCE!
King: Whoa, take it easy!
Warguy: Y-Naut, take these fools away to the dungeon!
Y-Naut: Yes, sir!

*Y-naut marches away with Daed and King*

[skelolego229]

Yaaaaaaaah
*SKELO APPEARS!*
Skelo comes riding into war's base on a slightly tamed necromorph drag tnetacle!(how long is this loving thing?)
YAAAAAAAH
it then goes for warguy and grabs him pulling him slowly to its death hole

[Flamecannon]

He is far too fat to be pushed down the hole or to be bitten/eatten. Thank god you didn't join that Dieting Service today!

[Warguy357]

X-Naut (flame in disguise): He is far too fat to be pushed down the hole or to be bitten/eatten. Thank god you didn't join that Dieting Service today!

Warguy: Yes, thank God. *zaps skelo with stick, thus stunning him*
Skelo: Urghhh....
Warguy: Give up. Your dinner tanks are no match for me.

[skelolego229]

and then blood spurts from beneath him.....he gets a look of pain.....its shredding his legs!

[Warguy357]

and then blood spurts from beneath him.....he gets a look of pain.....its shredding his legs!

Yours or mine?

[Daedalus]

:o
This story is awesome.
Flamecannon, I love your art style. Fits this perfectly. :D

[skelolego229]

yours

[King of losers]

King:Well we're screwed
Daed:WAIT JUST A MOMENT!
King:Wha-
*Daed attempts to finish warguy off with his wrench but misses and lands on his face*

[skelolego229]

warguy is being shredded like hes in drag tentacle death 4!
*skelo gets a giant treat bag ready to praise his tentacle friend*