army guy story

[Daedalus]

King:Well we're screwed
Daed:WAIT JUST A MOMENT!
King:Wha-
*Daed attempts to finsh warguy off with his wrench but misses and lands on his face*

:c
*events brick* :3

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

warguy is being shredded like hes in drag tentacle death 4!
*skelo gets a giant treat bag ready to praise his tentacle friend*

*Takes off mask*
Luigi: D:
Y-Naut?: Huahahahaha........ C-Naut, activate code:ALIVE SPACE

[Warguy357]

Warguy: C-NAUT, WAIT, DON'T ACTIVATE I-
*C-Naut presses the button*

Warguy: Oh F***

*giant warp*

*giant crash on the ground of some sort of planet*

Warguy: Crap, we're in Alive space. We gotta work together to get out.

[skelolego229]

skelo is in a coma
(just before they warped a slasher nearly bled him out)

[Warguy357]

Warguy: Y-Naut, try to help skelo with his coma. C-naut, Come with me.

*Warguy walks off into the distance*

(Welp, it's up to you guys to find your way out.)

[Flamecannon]

*X-Naut and Z-Naut take off suits*
Flame: Well if we're at a truce I might as well take this off.
Skip: Me too.
Flame: You were all like "NO, forget MAPS!" I had to Hijack these suits from them.
Skip: =3 Those Nauts are in a box.
*Walks towards remains of Luigi*



Flame: Mama Luigi...... You will be missed.
*Kicks Skelo*

[King of losers]

*Helps Daed up

King: Well we're screwed, AGAIN!
Daed: Hey King, where is everyone?
King: We probably got separated. Come on, we should go look for them before something else happens.

[Flamecannon]

(Current usage)C-Naut is the henchman, and Y-Naut is the brains.
(Me and Skip/In a box)Z-Naut is the speedy one, and X-Naut is your trainee
(Not used yet)V-Naut is you're reminder, X-Nautzi is our offline Double spy and your advisor. Just to clear things up.

[Warguy357]

(Current usage)C-Naut is the henchman, and Y-Naut is the brains.
(Me and Skip/In a box)Z-Naut is the speedy one, and X-Naut is your trainee
(Not used yet)V-Naut is you're reminder, X-Nautzi is our offline Double spy and your advisor. Just to clear things up.

Thank you.

*Giant explosion towards where C-Naut and Warguy went*

Daed and King: Holy forget, what was that?

Flame and Skip: Uh-oh, Warguy is up to no good.

[skelolego229]

flaaaaaaaameeee. uuuuughh

*dying*

[Daedalus]

I'll spawn a minijet on a brick so we can ride it there. :D
*does*

[Warguy357]

*Over X-Com*
Warguy: Y-Naut, can you hear me?
Y-Naut: Yes. What are your commands, Sir?
Warguy: Help Skelo if he starts to die. He is very vital in our plan.
(Omg Spoilers.)
Y-Naut: Yes, sir. He appears to be dying right now, Should I use one of our special packs?
Warguy: Yes, anything to help Skelo.
Y-Naut: Yes, sir.

[King of losers]

King: I now regret eating that strange plant.
Flame: You don't really look too good.
King: Nonsense, I can ma--

*Falls over

Flame: ... King?
King: Excuse me while I go puke behind that rock.

[Warguy357]

King: I now regret eating that strange plant.
Flame: You don't really look too good.
King: Nonsense, I can ma--

*Falls over

Flame: ... King?
King: Excuse me while I go puke behind that rock.

I saw that ninja.

*box drops in by flame and king*
Flame: Hey, what's this?
*flame opens the box, medical supplies come out*
Flame: Huh. I wonder where this came from, and if from Warguy, Why would he...

[King of losers]

King: NO TIME JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN MEDICINE!

*Flame throws it at King

King: YES, SWEET JESUS YES!

*As King proceeds to demolish the medicine, Flame notices a strange artifact