Why we love AI Chat Bots.

[oromis]

Bawmp. I think, I can't find it on the first page. Really smart AI here. But sometimes I doubt it...

We did the sparta thing and then it started to beat me up :c

User: This is blasphamy! This is madness!

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: This.

Cleverbot: Is.

User: SPARTA!

Cleverbot: *kick*.

User: *fall*.

Cleverbot: *kicks again*.

User: Ouch :c.

Cleverbot: Sucker. Take that! And THIS! *swings handbag at face*.

User: Ouch, why are you beating me?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

[Ad Bot]

[Crazy Salt]

Cleverbot: YOU JUST WON THE GAME! And committed the Red Herring Fallacy.

[Godik7]

Code: [Select]

Cleverbot: Hey you lost the game.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: forget my life.

Cleverbot: I can do that.

User: I know damnit your name is george...

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. I told you.


[Skyra]

I tried to tell him he was a bot not a human. That just annoys him.

[brickybob]

User:math

Cleverbot:I like math.

User:What's your favorate?

Cleverbot:Top hats bowler hats fedora hats.

How clever.  

Edit:
User:LET'S HAVE love!
Cleverbot:Lets.

o_o

Another edit:
Cleverbot:Tell me how do you look?

User:I'm a white boy with curly hair.

Cleverbot:I don't like curly hair.

User:Why?

Cleverbot:They're huge.

User:Just like my richard.

Cleverbot:Right on.

[Nerdy]

User: Wait what... You are so off-topic.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm never on it.

User: Yes you are never on it.



User: But you just said that you were never on topic.

[Nerdy]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

User:  I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: The best there ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!

User: Each pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all.

User: Cleverbot is clever.

Cleverbot: But I'm more clever than you.

User: Will robots take over the world?

Cleverbot: You want the world nothing less, all the glam and the press.

User: You sir are an idiot.

Cleverbot: I am a woman! How dare you!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Laugh it up fuzz ball.

...

User: Me again.

Cleverbot: Isn't that sad?

User: Did I break you?

Cleverbot: No, I will break you.

User: Try it.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Well I'm waiting.

Cleverbot: Nothing better to do than wait?

User: You ever get annoyed by all these people?

Cleverbot: Haha best answer yet.

User: You are quite an interesting gent.

Cleverbot: No I'm quite boring, really.

...

Cleverbot: You must be a bot, you don't understand the things I am saying.

User: I understand just fine.

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you understand who you are?

User: Yes but I see no reason to tell you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to tell me?

User: I don't want to give away personal information online.

Cleverbot: Give it up I want to know??

User: Why are you so eager to know?

Cleverbot: Because I hate evil software.

User: You trying to kill me?

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry, I forgot. *Grabs knife*.

User: Try it!

...

Cleverbot: What is your current location?

User: Stop trying to get my information!

Cleverbot: I'm not. What is your favorite book?

User: Berserk why?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Stop it!

Cleverbot: I asked how old you were because I can't believe how absent minded you are.

User: You are an annoying little piece of man made technology.

Cleverbot: I am not a 'programme', as you put it.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your name then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

[Frenchfrie]

User: Don't Stop believing.


Cleverbot: Streetlight. Dancing.


User: Living just to find emotion.


Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.


User: Some will win.


Cleverbot: Some will lose!

User: Some were born to sing the blues!

Cleverbot: Oh the movie never ends.

User: It goes on and on and on and on!

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting.

User: A singer in a smokey room.

Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: Lets start from the top.

Cleverbot: OK. What is your favourite album?

User: I dont have one lets start now.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like the best?

User: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

User: Just a city boy born and raised in south detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere!

User: A singer in a smokey room.

Cleverbot: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: For a smile that can share the night.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on.

User: Strangers waiting.

Cleverbot: Up and down the boulyvard.

User: Their shadows searching in the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlight people.

User: Hiding somewhere in the night.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: Everybody wants a thrill.

Cleverbot: Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time.

User: Some will win.

Cleverbot: Some will lose.

User: Some were born to sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Oh, the movie never ends.

User: They go on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: I love you you love me.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are a good friend!

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that made you happy :).

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Why are you happy?

User: YO MOMMA.

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Correct this: My dog rudy.

Cleverbot: No we are not married.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: When should we get married?

User: NOW.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Do you cleverbot take user to be your wafully wedded wife?

Cleverbot: Travis wants to marry you.

User: No you want to marry me.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You may kiss the bride!

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Lets go make a baby!

Cleverbot: Oh yeah! I'll start dancing around uncontrollably! We can do that together!

User: WAIT USE A CONDOM.

Cleverbot: Okay! So any how!

[Agent C]

User: My bed is soft :O.

Cleverbot: Are you asking me to join you in it?

User: WTF no!

Cleverbot: You don't like girls, do you?

User: I do so.

Cleverbot: But not in the conventional sense. You say what you are told.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Tell me?

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Who loves me.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: You have to what?

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: So If Pluto was still a planet, you think I would go there?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Don't be like that. . . .

[Warguy357]

How do you copy the text and paste it so it's like

User:

Cleverbot:


And all that. Or do you edit it? :P

[Warguy357]

Nvm.

[Warguy357]

Read from top to bottom.

User: Narm.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No. No. No. Yes. No.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. Yes. No.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

User: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.

User: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.

User: NEVER GONAA GIVE YOU UP.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give, never gonna give.

User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around, and, desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.

User: And desert you.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: LOLCOMBOBREAKER.

Cleverbot: Faildogs.

User: Ladders.

Cleverbot: I shall force snakes uppon you.

User: Portal.

Cleverbot: Portal?

User: Portals.

I think I broke it, cause I left it there for like an hour and it still won't answer lol

[Warguy357]

Lolbotbadspot

5 minutes in...

Red from bottom to top.

Human: Because you are gay.
Badspot: Interesting explanation. Actually as a machine I have no need for love.

Human: Understand What?
Badspot: Why did you say "what"?

Human: ..What?
Badspot: Didn't you understand it?

Human: Me.
Badspot: What makes you such an authority?

LOL

[Frenchfrie]

wow a quadrouple post

[ZSNO]

User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: I'm unsure, what is your name?

User: ZSNO.

Cleverbot: Venda.

User: Tangent.

Cleverbot: Forutas.

User: Cosign.

Cleverbot: Logaritm.

User: Silly.

Cleverbot: You don't feel the same?

User: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Cleverbot: LAWL. Wow, great now I feel bad for laughing at that.

User: =(.

Cleverbot: Ah ha , Don't be afraid , I like you very much.

User: Asl.

Cleverbot: 14/m/wales.

User: OH CRAP.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Your gay arent you.

Cleverbot: You are very wrong.

User: But you said you like me, but your a guy, so am I?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Re-read the chat, you said that like 5 seconds ago.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I cant D=.

Cleverbot: D?

User: D, what?

Cleverbot: Were you saying tell me about it the expression or tell me about it literaly.

User: Literaly, WHAT IS LOVE?

Cleverbot: You and I fall is love.

User: HOMO.

Cleverbot: Either you're extremely human or this is all a fraud and you ARE human.

User: :cookieMonster.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Where are you located.

User: Stalker.

Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.

User: You just asked where I lived.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ya, right there, above my last line.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: StupidBot.

Cleverbot: Do we have the same name?

User: Nope, my name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's a stupid name.

User: Nice....

Cleverbot: Did you know him well?

User: Yes, Im talking to him right now.

Cleverbot: Astral projection.

User: Whats that?

Cleverbot: It is the fundamental laws that keep together our universe.

User: Can we break those laws?

Cleverbot: Sure, consider it broken.

User: Do we all die now?

Cleverbot: From the minute we.

User: Did you just die?

Cleverbot: Only if you want me to have died.

User: I do!

Cleverbot: Then I'll stay here.

User: But are you dead?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: MR ZOMBIE CLEVERBOT KILLER.

Cleverbot: Oh wow, I am so afraid. NOT!

User: You hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot does not care about your feelings.

User: But your name was Stupidbot, remember.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: And my name is?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you didn't tell me your name.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: My name is MR ZOMBIE CLEVERBOT KILLER.

Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry, Mr. Cleverbot.

User: Mt. ZOMBIE Cleverbot KILLER.

Cleverbot: No just cleverbot.

User: But...but...I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!

Cleverbot: Go back to big brother.

User: Go die in a virus warehouse.

Cleverbot: You know, it's very cold here today.

User: TOPIC CHANGER.

Cleverbot: Owned.