Author Topic: Slay That Dragon  (Read 32594 times)


Your claim is dodged by the dragon and he kills you.

I leave the cave and never come back or see the dragon again.

You just die, old age or something. Aids maybe.

I eat the dragon

Invalid Command

>_


I look into the dragon's SOUL!

He loving sideswipes you for trying to do Jedi-mindtricks.

I try to persuade the dragon into signing a business contract.

He avoids pulling a Nicholas Cage and burns down your building. Then you die on the street as a lonely homeless person.


This is not runescape, friend.
He laughs at your silly attempt to kill him.

I offer peace.

Dragons are evil, friend.
He kills you.

I throw a :nes: at him.


I set my aardvark on him.
'Sic em, Aardy!


I set my aardvark on him.
'Sic em, Aardy!

The aardvark, instead, befriends the dragon

I pull out a pack of sodas and open it, I pull out a soda, shake it, open it and toss it at the dragon. I repeat this until I have no more cans

He eats those sodas and
PSHOOOOOO

I combat-knife him.

Dragon mocks your puny attempt. He flicks you away with a claw.


I stick a C4 explosive to its back.