Author Topic: Slay That Dragon (Read 32594 times)

Cybertails1998 · April 25, 2010, 01:55:36 AM

~~bump~~
page11claim

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SeventhSandwich · April 25, 2010, 02:44:53 AM

Your claim is dodged by the dragon and he kills you.

I leave the cave and never come back or see the dragon again.

Moybus · April 25, 2010, 02:49:28 AM

You just die, old age or something. Aids maybe.

I eat the dragon

King of losers · April 25, 2010, 02:52:37 AM

Invalid Command

>_

I look into the dragon's SOUL!

mrlolop · April 25, 2010, 02:55:24 AM

He loving sideswipes you for trying to do Jedi-mindtricks.

I try to persuade the dragon into signing a business contract.

SeventhSandwich · April 25, 2010, 03:13:55 AM

He avoids pulling a Nicholas Cage and burns down your building. Then you die on the street as a lonely homeless person.

Cybertails1998 · April 25, 2010, 03:15:53 AM

...

I pickaxe him.

King of losers · April 25, 2010, 03:17:14 AM

This is not runescape, friend.
He laughs at your silly attempt to kill him.

I offer peace.

Cybertails1998 · April 25, 2010, 07:07:34 AM

Dragons are evil, friend.
He kills you.

I throw a

at him.

Cybertails1998 · April 26, 2010, 02:25:16 AM

Wolfie · April 26, 2010, 08:35:33 PM

I set my aardvark on him.
'Sic em, Aardy!

Cybertails1998 · May 11, 2010, 07:34:42 AM

lolbump.

Vulgus · May 11, 2010, 07:43:33 AM

Quote from: Wolfie on April 26, 2010, 08:35:33 PM

I set my aardvark on him.
'Sic em, Aardy!

The aardvark, instead, befriends the dragon

I pull out a pack of sodas and open it, I pull out a soda, shake it, open it and toss it at the dragon. I repeat this until I have no more cans

Cybertails1998 · May 11, 2010, 07:48:14 AM

He eats those sodas and
PSHOOOOOO

I combat-knife him.

Zenthrox · May 11, 2010, 09:04:15 AM

Dragon mocks your puny attempt. He flicks you away with a claw.

I stick a C4 explosive to its back.