Author Topic: Slay That Dragon (Read 31045 times)

PhantomJack · May 11, 2010, 10:13:20 AM

it explodes, but it does not hurt him. he then attempts to eat you and succeeds

i walk past the dragon, looking at him and say hello, then continue to leave.

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Cybertails1998 · May 11, 2010, 12:27:43 PM

iT GREETS YOU BY GIVING YOU A PAT. a SQUISHING PAT.
(Whoops, ignore capslock. Accident.)

I feed it cat food.

Vulgus · May 11, 2010, 02:46:40 PM

Quote from: Cybertails1998 on May 11, 2010, 12:27:43 PM

I feed it cat food.

It eats cats instead, then you

I spit acid at him

lordician · May 11, 2010, 02:54:43 PM

Quote from: Vulgus on May 11, 2010, 02:46:40 PM

It eats cats instead, then you

I spit acid at him

The dragon spits flames at you, the two projectiles collide and make a great explosion.

I..eat..your dragon.

Cybertails1998 · May 11, 2010, 03:01:52 PM

Sucess, lets par--
OHstuffHOWMANYDRAGONSARETHERE

I feed it hairballs

lordician · May 11, 2010, 03:17:26 PM

Quote from: Cybertails1998 on May 11, 2010, 03:01:52 PM

Sucess, lets par--
OHstuffHOWMANYDRAGONSARETHERE

I feed it hairballs

It turns into a furry and humps your head.

I took a magic sword and try to hit the dragon with it.

PJ Boy · May 11, 2010, 03:25:53 PM

You miss and the dragon dismembers you.

I destroy the universe.

thomas64 · May 11, 2010, 05:08:35 PM

You get destroyed too.

I find a bulbasuar.

Nikki · May 11, 2010, 05:16:24 PM

You and Bulbasaur have a friendship montage and then the dragon eats you both.

I draw pictures with the dragon with crayons :D

Wolfie · May 11, 2010, 08:47:57 PM

The dragon uses a purple crayon to create a dimensional portal, which promptly disgorges Chuck Norris. <CENSORED> <CENSORED> OMFG!!! <CRASH!!!!> <CENSORED>

I insult him.
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

No, FROHman Elite! · May 11, 2010, 09:00:26 PM

He smashes you,

I kill myself before he can get kill points.

SeventhSandwich · May 11, 2010, 09:04:31 PM

Quote from: Camera on April 23, 2010, 12:50:24 PM

kilograms

1 Kilogram = About 1 Pound =/

pecon7 · May 11, 2010, 09:26:24 PM

Nothing to answer.

I spray Greek Fire all over the cavern.

STATISTICS: Greek Fire
1) Cannot be put out with water
2) Sticks to EVERYTHING
3) Burns for a long time
4) Makes a lot of noise
5) Cannot be put out with normal fire-handicapant chemicals

Nikki · May 11, 2010, 09:29:06 PM

The dragon eats the Greek Fire while you burn. He then uses your ashes as kitty litter for his cat.

I give him a cookie.

RedSaturn · May 11, 2010, 09:31:22 PM

He burns it!

I become his dragon rider and light the forums on fire.