Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Volga]

225. Walk up and take items that random people are about to take off the shelves and then just stand there staring at them

[Ad Bot]

[nickbond1]

226: dress up as ash from evil dead and shop for shotguns and chainsaws

[Squiggles]

227: Hump a bakugan toothbrush.

[Proog]

228: Follow people while taking things out of their cart and put them into your own cart.

[GenaralSkar]

229. Run up to the gun clerk, break into the gun cases, and run around shooting everyone screaming "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!"

[Squiggles]

230:

[Zenthrox]

231. Go through the lego aisle and pour all the pieces into a pile in the middle of the aisle.

Pretty sure that would get you a lawsuit as well.

[Squiggles]

232: Yell THE CAKE IS A LIE, SHE IS WATCHING YOU!, NO ESCAPE. Then talk in a computerized voice Initiating dance. *then dance like a robot with your snake hanging out*

[BlydeBadger]

Have love in public.

[TheChaosCarrier]

229. Run up to the gun clerk, break into the gun cases, and run around shooting everyone screaming "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!"

You know they're not loaded, right? Plus, you wouldn't need to worry about getting kicked out, you would most likely be thrown in jail if not shot by the police.

[JAW959]

234: take some cooking oil and pour it all over a few isles where hot moms hang out, then stand on top of a shelf and watch... when one falls into the oil, knock her out with a blackjack and have love with her unconscious body

[Squiggles]

235



Fukin win!

[dkamm65]

235



Fukin win!

No Sir, you failed.

[Squiggles]

No Sir, you failed.

Bah, i think itz funneh.

[ShadowZero]

236.Install GLaDOS in walmart