Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92711 times)

237, walk in with a guitar, and start playing a dirty song to random people who walk by you.

238: Walk up to a 7 or 8 year old wandering around the store, point at his richard and tell him what it can do to girls. then find a 7 or 8 year old girl and ask the boy to demonstrate.

239: Dance naked and sing to ''Rick roll'd''

240: run around yelling procrastination FOR TEH NATION!

241: Yell "Skip to "Name 10000000000000000000000000000 000 ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart"

242: Yell "Theres a bomb in the building were all going to die!!!" Then when everyone runs out steal stuff.

243. Bring in a canvas and tell every person you see: "Perfect, don't move" and start trying to paint them.
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244. Ask the manager to kick you out.

245: Run around with a cross yelling "I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!".

246: Walk up to a customer and say "Do you like milk?" If they say "Yes" Pull up your shirt and try to breast feed them.

247: Dress like a women Infalte some ballons and put them in your upper shirt and pant. Then dance will watching the males reactions.
248:Walk in dressed as a pope, buy something the when they ask for the price demand it be free of all charge or feel the wraith of god.

Stick a tire pump in your vagina and blow it up.

249. Buy all the grape koolaid so the black people get angry

250: Shove a bucket of KFC in a black man's face and say DIS' LOOK FAMILIAR?????

251.Get lots of cats and throw them in peoples faces and say "THESE CATS HAVE RABIES!!"