Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92658 times)

369: take out the lego boxes and start spilling them across the store
370: And rape every single peice naked then put them all back in.

50. Go to the pharmacy section and start swallowing all the pills you can find

371: and yell "PILLZ HERE!" everytime you eat a pill.

170. Take a hunting shotgun out of the display and load it.
Then proceed to fire it at all the targets that are on display in the store.

372. Yell "WOW! That's a low price!" and slap anyone that tells you to be quiet.

373. take out one of the knifes in the weapons seaction, and start cutting open boxes, liquid containters, ect.

374. play blockland on the store computers.

Turn the place into a paintball zone.

376. Fap to hardcore research on the store computers, in the middle of public! :D

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377. dress up as a gorilla, have your buddy dress up as a banana, start chasing eachother and screaming around the store.


Fart in the manager's face and yell "SMELL EET!!!!!"

Put a white bunny with red eyes in the middle of the sports aisle and yell "IT'S BUNNICULA!!!!!!"

369: take out the lego boxes and start spilling them across the store
i think that has been mentioned:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=110868.225
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370: Start hitting everyone in the store with Pool Noodles while yelling " ICE POP POLAR BEARS "

Put a white bunny with red eyes in the middle of the sports aisle and yell "IT'S BUNNICULA!!!!!!"

are you 7?