369: take out the lego boxes and start spilling them across the store
50. Go to the pharmacy section and start swallowing all the pills you can find
170. Take a hunting shotgun out of the display and load it.
So uh... once we get to 1000, what do we do?
Put a white bunny with red eyes in the middle of the sports aisle and yell "IT'S BUNNICULA!!!!!!"