Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92344 times)

Me and a friend went to Walmart once, we got on those little tricycles then started to race around the store, we got kicked out but it was hella fun.

Me and a friend went to Walmart once, we got on those little tricycles then started to race around the store, we got kicked out but it was hella fun.
You could just buy them :O

You could just buy them :O

but what would be the fun in that?

but what would be the fun in that?

Going down a giant hill >:3

712. À l'époque où ils en avaient, vous auriez pu renverser un aquarium .


714: Hit on the male cashier.

715: Get the tricycles from the bike section and have a race around the store.


717.

Invent marshmallow donuts.

718: Reference an awesome English show.

718.

Tap on the glass wherever "DO NOT TAP THE GLASS" signs are placed.

719: Open a face-painting set and clownify your face.
Now throw a pie in the cashier's face.

720.

Interact with multiple objects as if you were in MYST; reading old-looking books looking for moving pages, pulling objects looking for secret switches, and inputting passwords, pictures, etc. into wall-mounted keypad-like objects.

721: Go to that keypad door only employees are allowed in, grab the handle and bounce up and down violently,
screaming "RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGB ANANAPHONE".