Yo Momma so fat, she sweats mayonnaise.
Yo Momma so fat, her belly button formed an echo chamber.
Yo Momma so fat, she works at the movie theater.
As one of the screens.
Yo Momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Momma so fat, NASA has to use their satellites to give her X-Rays.
Oh, yes I did.