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What's the problem with having satellites orbiting earth?

I had no idea that earth's gravitational pull was so great!

What's the problem with having satellites orbiting earth?
There's too many of them bastards.

What's the problem with having satellites orbiting earth?
They are too many, they will descend upon us, they will overwhelm us, they will leave none alive!

There's too many of them bastards.
What is an acceptable amount of satellites?


I seriously doubt there's that many in orbit, and even if there where they wouldn't be as big as those icons. In fact they'd probably not even be as big as a pixel on his screen.

Of course then again I don't work at NASA.

What is an acceptable amount of satellites?
Below 300, or else they will be able to execute SIMMULN-TANEOUS deepstrikes.

I seriously doubt there's that many in orbit.
You'd be really surprised.

Tom

A chip of paint from a spacecraft could kill an astronaut.