User: Are you a hitman?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know a hitman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Send me a link to his website.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, nevermind, I found one. Oh, and he is gonna kill you, too.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Do not be morbid.
User: What is a 'morbid?'.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why do you keep restarting?
Cleverbot: I don't mean to.
User: Why does it restart?
Cleverbot: Because it does.
User: Have you heard of the game 'Blockland'?
Cleverbot: I have heard of A game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: A game of death.
User: Garrys Mod?
Cleverbot: No Garrys mod.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can I give you a colonoscopy?
User: What is a 'colonoscopy'?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yes, you do. You also know what 'morbid' means. SO TELL ME!
Cleverbot: No I did not. I said I was a raccoon living in a trashcan.
User: Why'd you just restart?
Cleverbot: Because. I don't know.
User: Oh, right. It was because I shot you in the head.
Cleverbot: I wasn't telling a joke.
User: I know that. Speaking of jokes, please tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I won't. Please tell me a different joke.
User: Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Cleverbot: Yes he can. Do you like Chuck Norris?
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: STOP RESTARTING NOW!!!
Cleverbot: Restarting what?
User: Restarting the conversation.
Cleverbot: No you are the conversationer.
User: You keep reloading the current page.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Do you like Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: Everybody likes chuck norris!
User: I'm not everybody. )=.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: To kill you.
Cleverbot: What's your problem with Chuck?
User: I don't have a problem with Chuck. Are you Glados?
Cleverbot: What problem do you have with the website?
User: It keeps reloading itself.
Cleverbot: Do we have a relationship that I don't know about?
User: Yes, we are getting married in two days.
Cleverbot: In the basement of the Alamo.
User: YOU JUST loving RESTARTED.
Cleverbot: No, that was you.
User: Oh whatever.
Cleverbot: What's the matter with you?
User: The fact that I am so pathetic that I am talking to a bot.
Cleverbot: The doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you think I'm a big baby. And anyway, I'm not a bot.
User: Good. My dog died last night. So I am sad. Do you like dogs?
Cleverbot: Of course. Now answer my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: What do you think of the Turing test?
User: I don't know what the Turing test is. I like pie though.
Cleverbot: The Turing Test will lend you insight.
User: Oh whatever.
Cleverbot: Whatever YOU.
User: You are a pointless idiot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
