Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[TheScout]

You're talking to a random stranger.

You: Helli
Stranger: I FARTED
You: K
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Awesome
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU?
You: Love
Stranger: WHAT ARE MONKEYS?
You: So don't hurt me
Stranger: WHY DO I HAVE BLOOD ON MY UNDERWEAR?
You: You are odd.
Stranger: WHAT IS LOVE?
You: Ow
Stranger: LOVE STINKS
You: BABY DON'T HURT ME
You: OK
Stranger: I LOVE BABIES
You: GOOD
Stranger: BABIES ARE NIIIICE
You: YEAH
Stranger: I WANT ONE
Stranger: NAO
You: SO TASTY
Stranger: OKAY
You: YEAH
Stranger: LEGGO BOOM BOOM AND BANG BANG!
Stranger: :D
You: I EAT BABIES MOTHERforgetER
You: YYYYYEEERESSSAAAAAHHHHH
Stranger: I WANT BABIES COMMIN' OUT MY CUNT.
You: AGFSTGB
You: EW
You: WAT
Stranger: NAO.
You: THEN stuff A BABY
Stranger: BABIES SHOOT OUT MY CUNT
You: NO
You: OUT YOU ASS
You: BITXH
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: WHILE MAKING ME ASAMMICJ
Stranger: ILY<3
You: OK
You: IM STRAIGHT THPUGH
Stranger: CAN WE GO BOOM BOOM?
Stranger: LETS MAKE MY HOUSE SHAKE!
You: STRAIGHT
Stranger: IM STRAIGHT TO FOO.
You: BUTY OUR A GIRL
You: BUTY WAT
Stranger: IM A BOY.
Stranger: I HAVE A richard.
Stranger: I HAVE A snake.
Stranger: I HAVE CUM.
Stranger: XD
You: ONLY GIRLS HAVE CUNTS
You: GUYS XANT GIVE BIRTH
Stranger: OH WELL
Stranger: THEN IM TRANS.
You: EH
Stranger: OKAY
You: LADY GAGS
You: A
You: forget
Stranger: BITCH LADY GAGA HAS A CUNT
Stranger: NOT LIKE YOU
Stranger: d;
You: LADY GAGA IS ALIEN
Stranger: NNOOOO
Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER IS!
You: YUS
You: TRUE
You: NO JB IS GIRL AMICOOLYET
Stranger: CAN I HAVE love WITH BEYONCE?
You: WHO
You: I LIVE UNDER A ROCK
You: MANY ROCKS
Stranger: I WANNA HAND JOB
You: THEN FAP FOO
Stranger: I LIVE UNDER A ROOF
You: NOWAI
Stranger: HAWAII?
You: COOL PLACE
Stranger: WTH??
Stranger: I LOVE PUSSAAAYS<3
Stranger: I LOVE BOOBS
You: I LIKE CATS TLOO
Stranger: I RAPED A GUY
You: GAAAAY
Stranger: K BYE
The Stranger has disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[aludane]

It had to be done:

Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: age
You: 19
Stranger: nice! virgin?
You: Yep
Stranger: well whats the farthest youve gone
You: Lol, I'm a dude. Haha!

[TheScout]

The code for the BL forums is now: BALLOCKLAND

[Terminator7779]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: If you say asl I will personally come to your house at night and kill you.
Stranger: i wont :D
You: Ok lol.
You: Making sure.
Stranger: hehehe
You: What to say now...
Stranger: hmm, i'm not sure. we have allready skipped the usual part
You: Yeah.
You: Do you like videogames?
Stranger: Sure, i play sometimes
You: Cool. I play alot.
Stranger: Console or pc gamer then?
You: PC mostly.
Stranger: same here. I mostly play racing games on the console's. i suck at everything else when i dont have a mouse.
You: Have you heard of Star Wars the Old Republic?
Stranger: Yea, heard a bit about it. Not much tho.
Stranger: I think i have heard that Bioware has something to do with it, and i love the mass effect games :)
You: Yep. Bioware made it. And from the in-game videos they did a good job.
Stranger: I might give it a try when it gets released :)
You: I pre-ordered it the second day it was available. :D
Stranger: hehehe :)
Stranger: i doubt i can preorder it here yet.
You: Bai

You have disconnected.

Normal conversation! :D

[Neo Rickfire]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there, wanker!
Stranger: Bitch
You: Excuse me?
You: Wait, I need to ask you a question!
You: Do you have a machete? Our intelligence is being taken soon!
Stranger: Yours was taken a long time ago
You: Orly?
You: My friend Heavy says "Who sent all these babies to fight?"
Stranger: You did
You: He says "You! Yes you! You are dead!"
Stranger: loving zombie
You: Ahhh, mate, don't be like that?
You: Are you the spy?
Stranger: No I mean loving zombies is fun. They really turn me on
You: Are you the red spy?
Stranger: No, I'm the Rouge Spy
You: BECAUSE THE SNIPER IS COMING FOR THE RED TEAM.
You: Mate, I'm an efficent sniper.
Stranger: Good thing I'm on the pink team
You: And a proud one.
You: I'm going to snipe for the team who's oppisite from the blue team?
You: You soun like a guy from the forums, mate!
You: sound*
Stranger: The orange team?
Stranger: Orange is the opposite of blue
You: Sure mate!
You: But you sound like a guy from the Blockland Forums, mate!
Stranger: It is. Yellow is the opposite of purple and red is the opposite of green
You: Hold on, I gotta kill this wanker! brb
Stranger: We learned that in art in 1st grade
You: Oooooh, gotta love blood!
Stranger: Enjoy yourself
You: Don't you love blood mate?
Stranger: I love having my blood still coursing through my veins and not on the floor
You: Excuse me, but answer this question, mate. Are you a guy from the Blockland forums?
Stranger: I'm from Unicorn Land. Duh!
You: Holy stuff, mate!
Stranger: Yes, my stuff is holy
You: Who are you!
You: Twilight Sparkle?
Stranger: The holy stuff-maker
You: .bfkdhgklsdfhgild
You: HOLD ON
You: AGH THIS RED GUY
You: Fool just splattered blood everywhere
You: Being a sniper is a perfect job, mate!
Stranger: Throw my holy stuff at him. It shall curse him forever
You: Hold on, my buddy Soldier wants to talk!
You: I'll be sniping!
You: Hello there, maggot!'
Stranger: I'm not selling this stuff for cheap just so ya know!
You: This is total cigarettegatory!
Stranger: Don't use that language
You: Don't you back sass at me, maggot!
You: friendory!
You: THIS.
You: IS.
You: friendORY!
You: START TYPING, TROOPER!
Stranger: "cigarette" is not acceptable
You: Come on, I don't wait here all day so I can see my intelligence stolen!
Stranger: It already was stolen
You: No!
You: Mr.Spy will talk to you, you maggot!
You: Ahem.
You: Gentlemen?
Stranger: "friend" is not an acceptable term. It's rude and disrespectful
You: Gentlemen?
You: Excuse me, but what are you talking about?
Stranger: forget you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Narkro555]

All my new ones suck, so have a repost:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hey 16 m us
You: 21 f usa
Stranger: whats up
You: not much
Stranger: sammeee lol
You: its really cold over here, despite being summer and all
Stranger: ha what state do u live in?
You: california
Stranger: ohh..haha im in pa
You: that's pretty far
You: but anyway, whats your name?
Stranger: ik, im marcus
You: im rachelle
You: its a weird name, ik
Stranger: cool cool, in college?
You: junior high school
Stranger: oohh coolio
Stranger: play any sports?
You: its nice to be out of school anyway
You: girls lacrosse
Stranger: nicee..i play football and lift weights in the off season
You: you must be nice and strong
Stranger: mhhm. im 5'10 blue/green eyes, red/brown hair, 170 lbs, musclarr
You: im only 5'2 or something, and i have brown eyes and hair
You: im about 110 pounds
Stranger: haaha small (:
You: i know...
You: but anyway, you seem like a cool guy
You: got any pictures?
Stranger: yess, umm on my fb..
You: fb?
Stranger: facebook
You: link?
Stranger: surree.. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001248466835
You: it says unavailable...
Stranger: grrrr...okay hold on
Stranger: lol im sorry but thats the only link i have :/
You: oh well
You: my friends all call me unattractive, but i think they're lying, or jelaus
Stranger: awwh im suree ur cute, u sound it (:
You: thanks c:
Stranger: welcome
You: Wanna see my pic
Stranger: yes
You: okay, hold on a sec
Stranger: k
You: here we go
You: http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5661/webcam1.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheScout]

The code for the BL forums is now: BALLOCKLAND

[Fireboy]

i just say are you from the land of the blocks?

[FrozenEye]

This side is full of odd.

[Fireboy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you from the land of the blocks
Stranger: no
You: are you from the craft of the mine?
Stranger: ya
You: ya
You: ssss
Stranger: y ssss
You: cause boom
Stranger: are u by loveual
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: are you from the land of the blocks
Stranger: no i am not......are u a fema;e?
You: no i am not a fema;e
You have disconnected.

[FrozenEye]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: cunt
Stranger: thats not nice
You: I love you.
You: Will you date me?
Stranger: only if you say sorry
You: Im sorry, babe.
Stranger: not enough you need to buy me a teddy bear
You: Oh.
You: Well, here you go!
Stranger: and now you need to tell me im pretty
You: You're amazingly pretty.
You: Now date me please. Im lonely.
Stranger: but i dont think youl like a person like me
You: But I will.
Stranger: no you wont you liar
You: Dont call me a liar, soulmate.
Stranger: whatever you just lieing to get in my pans
Stranger: pants*
You: But
You: Im not
You: I love you.
Stranger: i dont belive you
You: well, im sorry. Maybe were not ment for eachother
Stranger: yeah mabye
You: can we still be friends?
Stranger: uh fine
You: Yay.
You: Ill miss you.
Stranger: whatever
You: Why do you hate me?
You: I love you.
You: no homo
Stranger: because your mean to me
You: But.
You: Im sorry, you delicate piece of ice.
Stranger: delicat peice of ice wth
You: I feel like if I drop you
You: then you will shatter
Stranger: oh bitch please
You: and no longer will i be able to love you
You: Fine. if you dont love me.
You have disconnected.

[Tremrist]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: if you say hi i will slit your throat

You: just kidding

Stranger: Hey Bro, Check out this Facebook Profile Stalker, spy on anyone you like on FB, see their Private Pictures... GO HERE AND SEE - beselfsee.info/wow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

best conversation ever

[FrozenEye]

In video chat does your camera need to be on to?

[Narkro555]

In video chat does your camera need to be on to?

Put tape over it.

[FrozenEye]

Put tape over it.

Good idea.