Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[FrozenEye]

I just had the weirdest session. I pretended to be a girl, and... God, i would post the link but I think i could be banned for it?

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[pie man]

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

You: so what brought you here?

Stranger: boredom & insomnia

You: Yep same here

Stranger: so where you from?

You: usa

Stranger: same,

You: what state?

Stranger: california

You: kentucky

Stranger: cool,

You: Alot of people say my grammer is wrong but here were I live the way I talk is considered correct

Stranger: i think you have good grammar

You: Thank you

Your conversational partner has disconnected
wow what a conversation.

[Tremrist]

I just had the weirdest session. I pretended to be a girl, and... God, i would post the link but I think i could be banned for it?

is there links to websites or something?

[Nickelob Ultra]

In video chat does your camera need to be on to?

Omegle requires a video camera to do video chat, but anything that is listed as a video device will work, including Manycam.

People will pass on you though, a lot.

[deadpossom]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TORNADOES MANTHERE
You: EVERYWHERE
Stranger: hello ;)
You: stuff
You: HELP
You: FUUC
Stranger: THERES A TYPHOON HERE D:
You: NOOOOOO
Stranger: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
You: IT
Stranger: RELAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
You: IT HORRIBLE
You: THEYRE IS LIKE 20
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
You: I AM 6 AND WHAT IS THIS
Stranger: OMG THE TORNADO IS BRINGING WITH IT A STREAM OF CAPITAL LETTERS
You: OH NOOO
You: MY FOOT GOT KILT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOT EVEN TROUSERED? BUT KILT?
You: YES
You: IT HURTSE
You: IT DED
Stranger: OK LET ME GET SOME LINT AND A PLASTER
You: FUKIN' WINDOWS
Stranger: AND SOME PAPER TOWELS
You: WW
You: :U
You: YES
You: THE
You: TOWS
Stranger: ITS GONNA BE FINE
Stranger: THE TOES ARE TASTY, IF YOU ARE IN THAT SITUATION
You: OKA
You: Y
You: THEY TASTE LIKE FIRE
Stranger: WAIT FOR THEM TO COOK FIRST
Stranger: NOOO YOU ATE THEM TOO QUICK
You: NOOOO
Stranger: SAVOUR THEM
You: OH YES
You: SO GOOD
You: BURT FLEEESSSSHHHH
Stranger: BBQ SAUCE REMEMBER
You: OH RIGHT
You: MMM
You: TASTES LIKE PIG
Stranger: THE NAILS WILL NOT DIGEST SO TAKE SOME ASPIRIN BEFORE YOU stuff
You: OKAY
You: BUT
You: I DUNT LOIKE PEELS
Stranger: PILLZ HERE
You: OOOAHAHAHA
Stranger: GRABBIN' PILLS
You: PEELZ HERE
You: GRABBIN HEROIN- I MEAN ADENOLIEEN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: WHOOO YEAHAHA
Stranger: TRY THE PILZZ
You: MMM
You: TASELY
Stranger: NOW GET IN THE ELEVATOR
You: OKAY
You: CHAINSAW BEETCHES
Stranger: PRESS BUTTON 124567890
Stranger: AND CLICK THE LITTLE CLOSE DOORS BUTTON
You: 1234567890 BEFAEDFAWEJDHAWJH
Stranger: IF IT DOESNT HAVE ONE, JUST WAIT FOR THEM TO CLOSE
Stranger: MAKE SURE YOU HOLD THE DOOR FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE
You: RIGHT
You: OLD PEEPS
You: WE THERE YET
Stranger: OK NOW JUMP OUT
Stranger: EREBATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRR
You: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE
You: GRABBIN DEFIBROLOATUOR
Stranger: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEE
You: PUPUPOPOPOPIPIPIEPEPEPEP
Stranger: I AM TIRED FROM YELLING
Stranger: AND I HAVENT SPOKEN A WORD
You: YES
You: YELLING IN OUR HEAD
Stranger: ARE YOU IN WALMART YET
You: NO I HAVE TO GET PAST THE DINOSAURS
Stranger: EAT IT
Stranger: TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN
You: ALALALALALALALA
You: DELISOUHS
You: ALRIGHTY THEN
You: IM OFF TO RAPE SOME PICKLES
Stranger: BAI
You have disconnected.

Best conversation yet.

[hankyje]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: inb4asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pwnt

[Gojira]

Stranger: asl
You: asl
Stranger: u
You: u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SO MUCH GENIUS IN THIS

[Decepticon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TORNADOES EVERYWHER
Stranger: asl
You: stuff
You: AMANH
You: TORNADOES MAN
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UH, WELL, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: TORNADOES EVERYWHERE
You: M
You: MAN
You: HELP
You: stuffMADADS
You: MY WINDOWS SHATTERED
You: GET TO THE ELEVATOR
You: OH GOD THERE GOES MY ROOF
Stranger: Hmm.. its sunny were i live.
You: stuff
You: MY SPEAKERS
You: MY WALL JUST GOT DESTROYED
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: HELP
Stranger: and your on omegle ?
You: loving WINDOWS
You: YES
You: CALL 999
You: HURRY
Stranger: 999?
Stranger: 911?
You: YES
You: WHATEVER
You: I'M 6 AND WHAT IS THIS
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[mlockha]

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

You: so what brought you here?

Stranger: boredom & insomnia

You: Yep same here

Stranger: so where you from?

You: usa

Stranger: same,

You: what state?

Stranger: california

You: kentucky

Stranger: cool,

You: Alot of people say my grammer is wrong but here were I live the way I talk is considered correct

Stranger: i think you have good grammar

You: Thank you

Your conversational partner has disconnected
wow what a conversation.

bro you really live in kentucky? cause i do too.

[Decepticon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i do believe im drunk
You: TORNADOES
Stranger: how about you
You: EVERYWHERE
You: HELP ME DRUNK GUY
Stranger: im a female
Stranger: :/
You: TELL ME HOW TO ESCAPE THE TORNADO, DRUNK GIRL.
Stranger: skip through the rainbow on the north east border
You: OH GOD MARIO JUST GOT SUCKED INTO THE TORNADO
Stranger: then you shall be safe
You: OKAY
You: I JUST DID
You: OH stuff THERE ARE TORNADOES THERE TOO
Stranger: are you safe?
Stranger: omg!!
Stranger: no where is safe!!
runnnn
You: LUIGI JUST GOT SUCKED UP
Stranger: my hair is numnb
You: YEAH
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: thats baddd...
You: THERE IS A TORNADO NEARING YOUR HOUSE
Stranger: OMG!!
Stranger: ahhhhh
You: HURRY
You: CALL 999
You: AAAAA
You: I JUST FELL AND I CAN'T GET UP
You: I'M 6 AND WHAT IS THIS
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
You: THE TORNADO
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: :?
You: IT JUST SUCKED UP THE EVERFREE FOREST
Stranger: your 6?
You: :Trollface:
You: No
You: It's a funny fad thing
Stranger: ahh k
You: AAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: lol troll
You: THE TORNADO
You: JUST
You: SUCKED
You: UP
You: MY
You: ROOF
You: AAAAAAAAA HHHHELLLP
Stranger: ahh your loving with my mid
You: TELL ME THE DIRECTIONS TO THE ELEVATOR
Stranger: mind*&
Stranger: left. 2 flighs of stairs
You: K
Stranger: take a left
You: OH GOD.
Stranger: then 2 rights
You: THE STAIRS GOT SUCKED UP
Stranger: then down
You: I'M TAKING THE LEAP OF FAITH
Stranger: 2 floors
You: ...
Stranger: ahhh
You: I MADE IT
You: I'M IN THE ELEVATOR
You: OH GOODDDD
You: THE ELEVATOR GOT SUCKED UP
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: ahhhhh
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Best. Chat. I. Ever. Had.

[Gojira]

Stranger: I represent Omegle
You: So do I
Stranger: I've been watching your posts
You: ???
Stranger: And I know you are lying about being 17 yr old female
You: The forget is your problem

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You have disconnected.m

I'm a genius.

[e-maxx]

Code: [Select]

Stranger: You smell

You: beep bop boop

Stranger: kinky!

You: beep bop blogland

Stranger: i'm confused!

You: no

Stranger: NO

Stranger: forget OFF THEN

-insert ok face here-

Code: [Select]

Stranger:  Hello! 26 m uk looking for a girl who wants to chat on msn

You: beep

You: bop

You: boop

Stranger: batch

You: no or yes that is the question

You: u deded

Stranger: niger

You: a river in africa?

Stranger: friend

You: a bundle of sticks?

Stranger: huh really?

leoleeoeleo

Stranger: hiiii

You: WILL IT BLEND THAT IS THE QUESTION

Stranger: m or f

You: robot

Stranger: me male

Stranger: u

You: robot

Stranger: i wana fuk this robot

You: BLENDERS

You: QUESTION IS THAT YES OR NO

Stranger: wana love]

You: YES OR NO THAT IS THE QUSETION

Stranger: yes

You: WILL YOU BLEND QUESTIONS IS THAT

Stranger: r u a girl

You: nope i r blender

wat

[TheScout]

The code for the BL forums is now: BALLOCKLAND

I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY BALLOCKLANDERS
DAMMIT MEN

[.:FancyPants:.]

I hate to bump this since it's sort of dropped, but recently I met some guy who played Blockland on Omegle, however he hadn't seen our code word so it took a long comversation before we figured it out. Anyway to spread word of the code word "Socks" around Blockland so Omegle/Blockland users will know?

You: Socks
Me: Blockland

Verification complete.

[hankyje]

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiii
You: This was a triumph
Stranger: asl/
You: okay
You: OVERNINE THOUSAAAAND Robot black mesa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
YEEESSS