Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds. (Read 46764 times)

sciberdude · January 04, 2011, 11:37:41 AM

I'm on my iPod, so this could get messy.

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frogger3140 · January 04, 2011, 12:07:18 PM

edited yo trmobr pooyid.

Exo Pheratype · January 04, 2011, 01:28:59 PM

Once apon a time there was a small calf, the calf didn't want to make white milk for the big bad humans so i made choclate milk instead

Hawkclaw · January 04, 2011, 07:07:22 PM

FRANKS MAGUC CASTKE
ONCCRE APIODN ATO<E THERE WAS A FRAML/ TJEOS GRAML twas a neyr ha[[t ]ers[,/ je was sp ka]]r rjay ebertypme does/
the emd

wtf I need to work on my typing.

REDO:
FRANKS MAGIC CASRLE
ONCE Uponm a time the was ra frank. trdaml was tsp ja[[t rhat eberome doed. the iemd.

TRANSLATION:
1: Franks magic castle:
Once upon a time there was a Frank. This Frank was a very happy person. He was so happy that everyone died. The end.
2. Franks magic castle
Once upon a time there was a Frank. Frank was so happy that everyone died. The end.

lordician · January 04, 2011, 07:22:07 PM

Once upon a time there was a tower that was so friggin ts;; that noone could climb it.
Everyone died truong.
The end.

How awesome, like only 5 errors, it seems like i learned myself to write without typing! :D

Supreme Guy · January 04, 2011, 07:58:11 PM

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DEE EMDDD

Mardalf · January 05, 2011, 05:30:41 AM

ESIT: Years ago, there was a very wealthy man who, with his devoted young son, shared a passion for art collecting. Together, they traveled around the world, adding only the finest art treasures to their collection. Priceless works by Picasso, Van Gogh, Monet and many others adorned the walls of the family estate.

The widowed elder man looked on with satisfaction as his only child became an experienced art collector. The son's trained eye and sharp business mind caused his father to beam with pride as they dealt with art collectors around the world.

One year, as winter approached, war engulfed the nation, and the young man left to serve his country. After only a few short weeks, his father received a telegram. His beloved son was missing in action. The art collector anxiously awaited more news, fearing he would never see his son again. Within days, his fears were confirmed. The young man had died while rushing a fellow soldier to a medic.

Distraught and lonely, the old man faced the upcoming Christmas holidays with anguish and sadness. The joy of the season that he and his son had looked forward to would visit his house no longer.

On Christmas morning, a knock on the door awakened the depressed old man. As he walked to the door, the masterpieces of art on the walls only reminded him that his son was not coming home. As he opened the door, he was greeted by a soldier with a large package in his hands.

He introduced himself to the old man by saying, "I was a friend of your son. I was the one he was rescuing when he died. May I come in for a few moments? I have something to show you."

As the two began to talk, the soldier told of how the man's son had told everyone of his, not to mention his father's, love of fine art. "I am no artist," said the soldier, "but I want to give you this."

As the old man unwrapped the package, the paper gave way to reveal a portrait of the man's son. Though the world would never consider it the work of a genius, the painting featured the young man's face in striking detail.

Mardalf · January 05, 2011, 05:36:49 AM

Ok I'll try again no c/p this time only iPod so that means forgetinAuto coreect

Warning willypu were right Ning a new post has come you Kathy wish to revew your post befor post inhg the Gerry fukenn said end

EDIT: ohstuff WTF DID I DO THAT?!

sciberdude · January 05, 2011, 05:37:23 AM

Not only did you copy/paste, but it was from that creepypasta thread we had yesterday.

And if you did make that up, your mind is a sick hole of perverted horror.

Mardalf · January 05, 2011, 05:39:39 AM

Quote from: sciberdude on January 05, 2011, 05:37:23 AM

Not only did you copy/paste, but it was from that creepypasta thread we had yesterday.

I k ow it was suposed to be obvious XD

EDIT: I mean what are you talking about? I maid it up myself...honest

EDIT: it was just the closest thing that stuck in my head

Mardalf · January 05, 2011, 05:43:55 AM

and yet another try

EDIT: thu rave little pee
*the brave little pea*

once opon atom a little pea lived in a pus pod and one dai the farmer the evil farmer came and rook the pia s parent Asia y and so the little pea went and tried to rescue his parent s and t he got fight and eating and they all died the end

The Titanium · January 07, 2011, 02:55:03 PM

Allstarland · January 07, 2011, 03:24:25 PM

A little boy was eating flesh. then he died.

--END--

PS: nice story or?

TRORLLLOLOLO

The Titanium · January 07, 2011, 03:53:22 PM

hue im not making an interpretation of that.

k

Colten · January 07, 2011, 04:06:08 PM

Once upon a time there was a magical rainbow. Everyone loved that rainbow, as it was magical. The rainbow and its followers were all friends except for one dude named McKilngly. McKlingly hated the rainbow because it was colorful and so he murdered it. The end.

EDIT: Was way under 60 seconds but I decided to end it early

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