Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

Poll

In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "ƒΩ©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.  (Read 46722 times)

Once upon a time there was a guy that could type with his eyes closed.

The loving end.

Onece upon a time, I was playing Cave Story wjen all od a sudden, I died from a ficking frog. stuff! I telled out loud so my parents raped ,e. Teh end;

there was once an ugly barnacle that was so ugly everybody died, the end.

Once upoon* a time I went to the srote** and fell dowb***. It hurt.

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onc iupsn  TIME  A monday WALKED DOWN THE HILL TO THE VHIRVKRN HOUDR YO HRY VHOVLRM GOT S ,RS;

"once upon a time, a monday walked down the hill to the chicken house for a meal."

too many stories
too little time


literally

There was a man. He really liked cheese. For some reason though, he didn't like cheese. I believe that that statement contradicts itself, but who the heck really cares. Now, back to the story. The man liked cheese so much that he robbed a store to get his cheese.

MORAL: Do not rob stores to get cheese.,

Ahem.

bump so this doesnt become impossible to post in later on
ill try to get around to doing more interpretations
sometime

Ince the titunim made a story for mr.jacksaunt and it was named cookies and was the most epicz story eva and it involbbed tje big bad wldf and it was all liek
cpploess" amd it had ecplosions and burns on peoples faces

Once upon a time there was a guy that could type with his eyes closed.

The loving end.
is that like an attempt to be clever

"JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?"
I want to do a sequel to my story.

JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING SPACE ANTALOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS
MR WIGGUMS I CANT FIND YOU YOU'RE INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING
I AM OVER HERE SIR BEHIN D THIS LARGE TREE
OH THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN
LETS HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT
« Last Edit: February 11, 2011, 10:19:25 PM by The Titanium »

One day

one day I was a happy farmer in a farming city nown as andgoria. the ned.

There once was a blockhead who set out to find the goldne, brick he only found the red brick, and died forever alone, the end

I woke up in the mroning and fapped and there was my cat sitting on the table fapping weith me. I got up. "what doing cat y u on tabul" it was silent "y u no get off tabul fgt" she stuff on my mouth nd stuff get everywhere. i scared very scared i dont want to get fece poisoning so i got a claw hammer and bashed my head in, brains and blood flew everywhere and i fapped to my brains
yeah

the den

I woke up in the mroning and fapped and there was my cat sitting on the table fapping weith me. I got up. "what doing cat y u on tabul" it was silent "y u no get off tabul fgt" she stuff on my mouth nd stuff get everywhere. i scared very scared i dont want to get fece poisoning so i got a claw hammer and bashed my head in, brains and blood flew everywhere and i fapped to my brains
yeah

the den
What the forget did I just read?