Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds. (Read 46732 times)

LordCutlerBeckett · March 28, 2011, 06:22:05 PM

My hot wide

once upon a time i came fome from work and my wife pilled down my panys and i slapped her with my richard she said "oh ues: and she kissed it and j came in jer hot oussy og yes" she sed and i laid her jead ofmy mouf

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Dodger · March 28, 2011, 06:23:16 PM

I atesome nice cheese, and then a spaceship came out of non wehere and forgeted up my cows, which caused a derop in my buisness profit. Then, hookers cut off my snake.

_Rave_ · March 28, 2011, 06:24:30 PM

I esd diyyinh in mu toom, practicing guitar, when all of a sudden, NINJAS. I ran like a motherforgeter and jumped out my window, resulting in a broken leg. :c

lmao. after the first comma I used the bumps on my keyboard to realign my fingers.

LordCutlerBeckett · March 28, 2011, 06:24:45 PM

John slowly climed closer and closer to the top of My. Everesyt. He looked back and fell. He was pronounced dead two hours later. Noe gor other news

Almost.

Placid · March 28, 2011, 06:26:53 PM

richardS

Some little boys and girls love to eat richards. I don't know why this is. Anyways, Billy was one of those kids. He felt like eating a richard. So he went to his neighbor's house and he walked up to the fron t door and rung the doorbell. When the door opened, he bit the neighbor's richard. The neighbor bit his head off. That was the sad, sad end of Billy.

THE END
forget i misspelled front door

richardS richardS richardS

LordCutlerBeckett · March 28, 2011, 06:28:41 PM

Quote from: Placid on March 28, 2011, 06:26:53 PM

richardS

Some little boys and girls love to eat richards. I don't know why this is. Anyways, Billy was one of those kids. He felt like eating a richard. So he went to his neighbor's house and he walked up to the fron t door and rung the doorbell. When the door opened, he bit the neighbor's richard. The neighbor bit his head off. That was the sad, sad end of Billy.

THE END
forget i misspelled front door

richardS richardS richardS

Make a book and sell it, you genius.

The Titanium · March 28, 2011, 06:31:20 PM

how did this happen

Trymos · March 28, 2011, 06:33:06 PM

The Guys who wanted to kill everybody - Part 1
Once apon a time there was a gunner. He wanted to kkill everybody with an chainsaw, Si ge decuded ti kill his mother with a pistol. And killed his brother with an chainsaw. So he decided to go to an shotgun shop. Ge asjed uf ge wabted ti heko him shoot the people and commit world domination. He agreed.

stuff i hate no eyes.

Stocking · March 28, 2011, 06:36:16 PM

There once was a loli named Vergil
Who wrote down her day in a journal
She said "Lord Tony don't sass
Just lick on my ass"
And she was his best fan eternal

One day when she came to the basement
To see if Lord Tee was complacent
Because when he brown towningus'd
He said "This really stinkseth"
And Vergil was most uncomplaisant

マホ～

Trymos · March 28, 2011, 06:37:20 PM

The guys who wanted to kill everybody - Part 2
So. When they agreed. They started killing the whole neighborhood with free guns. And then. Lightning storms caused by them struck. They learned to generate their own lightning and used it for themselves. And then they met an man called Shu. He wanted to kill everybody too and wanted to help him. He teached the men to generate fire themselves.

Spelt better on this one. And typed pretty fast.

Malestrom · March 28, 2011, 06:39:48 PM

I am malestrom. Listen to me tell a story about a cow. This cow was really. really fat.

Very fat..

fatter than Stocking fat.

As in I am a loving walrus fat

Stocking · March 28, 2011, 06:44:57 PM

Quote from: Malestrom on March 28, 2011, 06:39:48 PM

I am malestrom. Listen to me tell a story about a cow. This cow was really. really fat.
Very fat..
fatter than Stocking fat.
As in I am a loving walrus fat

Malestrom once tried to lose weight
Because she'd never been out on a date
She said "Dad, don't lick
Let me off of your richard!"
But ever more twinkies she ate

She tried to lose fat on the Wii
But couldn't cuz all she could see
Was her dad sneaking up
With his hand up her muff
And begging "Please Malestrom forget me!"

マホ～

The Titanium · March 28, 2011, 06:53:15 PM

I'm not interpreting anything profane.
WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT richardS AND stuff

Stocking · March 28, 2011, 06:54:45 PM

Quote from: The Titanium on March 28, 2011, 06:53:15 PM

I'm not interpreting anything profane.
WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT richardS AND stuff

Because the richards are a metaphor for the years of oppression women faced at the hands of the less-fair gender. マホ～

Trymos · March 28, 2011, 06:59:15 PM

ONCE APON A TIME.
EVERYBODY TRIED TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT COULDN'T AND MOST OF THEM DIED. MALESTRMO WAS THE FATTEST OF THEM ALL AND YET SHE NEVER DIED. Althought nobody lost weight. malestorm was called a freak.
Noobs attacked malestrom. And all of them succedded.

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