Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

Poll

In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "ƒΩ©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.  (Read 46698 times)

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This is what I read it as:
I only have sixty seconds to tell you, not much time. They will break through the barricade soon, lubes our realm. You find live up an angry vase and it fricasseed new gibe its creature giving grew the.
What I actually meant to type:

I only have sixty seconds to tell you, not much time.  They will break through the barricade soon, aliens are real.  I found one in an army base and it followed me home.  Its breaking through the barri

THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *gets grabbed by a giant crab*


"ONCE UPON A TIME"
once upon a time

there aeas onece a person who fared and then he dieded the almost end becuase he then baught blockland and then he played it but he was idoit and he wwas shjunned upom the people and then he quite then he trolled the forums and his name was rookie

then eng

one tyime there was ZA  ahicn ald j and then a stranger acame and took mister amarjak malllow man to the flue facto0ry

One apon a time there was a boy nsmref Paul. Paul had no freiwdns and he was mad. He took a shotgun and shot his head off inbtil charilies the unicarn humped a carrot.

THE END

once apem a time there was a little boy who got shunned bue the rest of jis classand then he jizzed ebery were onthe carpet!

tjr end

Once upon a time we all died.

END

Tom

THE EPIC TF@ FANFIC

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I think I need to work on my typing skills >.>

THERE ONCE WAS A PINEAPPL ENAMED forgetTARD cigaretteBOT BADONKADONK PITTYWICKUHRS AND HE WWENT TO CASRTLE AND ATE TUNA WITH GREENBENAS IN SIDE CASTLE AND HE ATE CASSURLE AND WAS GOOD AND HE LOVED IT SO HE HUG KNIG PRINCE JOHN WILLY MCSMITHERS AND HE LOPAVED HIS CREAMY WARM CASERILEM

THE END

There once was a retaed named Gabven and he forgeted all the forgeters in the land of forgetland, He proceeded to be gay until I came along, U shoed him researcho and everuthing was normal again.

George killed lennie out of love so h wasnt hung by a mob. Lennie like rabbits.

One time there wad a kid. Andc his namtvwas king Julian, he pretended bd was fdsa xy and in the end DBS clrmcs Bly. Ro FDA ykn

I did one about king julian.

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