Any near-death experiences?

[MasterLemons]

I did die.

And I was revived ?? minutes later.
I think that counts.

Ok, let me explain it more.

A near-death experience is when something happened to you, and then you just died, and came back. Sort of like for some people, when they have a near-death, they feel themselves leave their body.
If you start watching "I Survived", you'll get it.

When i was 2 I started to stop breathing cos of some gay reason and i was in hosp for 2 weeks

See, he actually has a real near death experience. He had a cardiac arrest or heart attack.

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[Bloody Mary]

I'm sure it doesn't count, but I had major brain surgery when I was 2.

[Rookie]

1 metere away from bein ran over

Wow I was off by 1 meter? Damn.

[otto-san]

I'm sure it doesn't count, but I had major brain surgery when I was 2.

[packersfan682]

Back when I was around 7, me and my cousin went to the pool.  I always swam in the 8 ft waters so I jumped in.  He followed.  He was apparently a piss poor swimmer and after like a minute he pushed my head under the water trying to stay up himself.  I could get out for a while but by then I swallowed a stuff load of water.  I was finally able to get him off me and get him and me out of their.  Not that bad, but that's the best I can think of.

[Night Fox]

Perfectly executed.

[steve5451]

Oh, God. That reminds me of the time I got run over while in the Hospital parking-lot.

I just got out of the car with my mom, going to get my blood drawn, and this white car comes backing up really fast (Old people shouldn't drive... -.-") I tried to dodge it, but I wasn't quick enough. The back hit me on the side of the hip, and I flew a couple feet back onto the ground. The car backed up for another couple of feet, until I was looking at the drive shaft.
I didn't get hurt. I got a big bruise on my hip, and on my arm, because that's what stopped my head from hitting the ground.

This isn't a near-death experience(?), but I just felt like sharing. c:

[_Rave_]

Uh...I fell two stories once...but did a crouching roll and was unscathed.

Yay karate?

[MasterLemons]

I'm sure it doesn't count, but I had major brain surgery when I was 2.

Wow, cool.

Wow I was off by 1 meter? Damn.

You really are acting like you caused some of these stories.

I lol'd

Back when I was around 7, me and my cousin went to the pool.  I always swam in the 8 ft waters so I jumped in.  He followed.  He was apparently a piss poor swimmer and after like a minute he pushed my head under the water trying to stay up himself.  I could get out for a while but by then I swallowed a stuff load of water.  I was finally able to get him off me and get him and me out of their.  Not that bad, but that's the best I can think of.

It's ok.

Oh, God. That reminds me of the time I got run over while in the Hospital parking-lot.

I just got out of the car with my mom, going to get my blood drawn, and this white car comes backing up really fast (Old people shouldn't drive... -.-") I tried to dodge it, but I wasn't quick enough. The back hit me on the side of the hip, and I flew a couple feet back onto the ground. The car backed up for another couple of feet, until I was looking at the drive shaft.
I didn't get hurt. I got a big bruise on my hip, and on my arm, because that's what stopped my head from hitting the ground.

This isn't a near-death experience(?), but I just felt like sharing. c:

Wow.

Uh...I fell two stories once...but did a crouching roll and was unscathed.

Yay karate?

Really isnt a near death experience

[steve5451]

A near-death experience is when something happened to you, and then you just died, and came back.

I choked to death when I was a little child. >:|
Sounds close enough to me. If my grandma didn't find me in my room soon enough, I couldn't of been revived, or I would of been a vegetable.

[MasterLemons]

I choked to death when I was a little child. >:|
Sounds close enough to me. If my grandma didn't find me in my room soon enough, I couldn't of been revived, or I would of been a vegetable.

Ok, you really need to watch that show.

[_Rave_]

Really isnt a near death experience

Falling 20 feet isn't a near-death experience?

Well, I suppose it's dangerous.  Maybe not DEADLY.

[Tyler66]

I was fighting god.
I lost, but lived.

[Rookie]

You really are acting like you caused some of these stories.

It's okay, I don't understand sarcasm either.

[steve5451]

I was fighting god.
I lost, but lived.

Thank God your OK.