A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[Legodude77]

12:12
Gabe eats a 

[Ad Bot]

[hotshot87]

9:42 PM: Gabe gets raped by badspot

[PowerDag]

9:58
Gabe has a conference.

[Player]

9:57 gabe eats the conference

[StarDust]

10:30 Gabe takes his daily money-swim.

[PowerDag]

9:32
Gabe loses a sock in his ridiculously-sized money pool.

[StarDust]

9:32
Gabe loses a sock in his ridiculously-sized money pool.

loving time machine again

[PowerDag]

loving time machine again

I saw your ninja, you sneaky bastard.

[Legodude77]

9:33
Gabe makes some new updates that mess up almost every source game.'

[hotshot87]

58:89 AM: Gabe Newell  rapes time

[Frostbyte]

3:00 Gabe jumps in the air.

[hotshot87]

3:01 Gabe dies from the hight
I BROKe TEH TOPIC

[The Corporation]

3:01 Gabe dies from the hight
I BROKe TEH TOPIC

3:30
Gabe gets resurrected, exercises, gets fit, makes a new source engine that is very compact and easy to use but doesn't really cost that much and is more advance than any other engine causing HL2: Ep 3 to be delayed for quite a while. And beats the living daylights out of Hotshot.

[SkullCandy]

loving time machine again

Of course, we have the DeLorean

[Altered]

he ate his time machine 2 weeks ago.

I don't understand why you people keep bringing this up.
Just edit the posts or something.