Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41257 times)

2:60
Gabe wakes up eats something at the MacDonald's buys it and..

3:00 stuffs it all out

3:01 Gabe Goes To The Moon

3:05
Jumps to get to the moon.
Lands on moon and causes it to move away from the earth too rapidly, sinking several islands, and somehow increasing Japan's exposed land area, and realizes the moon is cheese, eats it and...

6:09
Gabe releases EP.9000

9:10
Gabe goes to Subway and...

9:11
Gabe orders a big mac at a subway,
AND GETS ONE

9:12 Gaben gets hit by the subway train and...

9:13 ...it bounces off him, crashes into the Valve HQ and causes the master server to go down, along with Portal 2 and HL3 being delayed for several more years.

9:14 Gabe recovers data, development is now at 1%.

9:20
Finishes recovering data

10:00
Gabe buys blockland.

100:00 gabe realized iz buest gam ever!!!1!! /sarcasam
and put it on steam but he made it on crack

100:00 gabe realized iz buest gam ever!!!1!! /sarcasam
and put it on steam but he made it on crack