Anybody else smoked catnip before? It's incredibly relaxing but tastes like balls.
I'll share my catnip trip report I guess, I'm pretty tired so don't mind the bad grammar / writing.
Was out and about with some friends and we all wanted to smoke some weed but we were dry and so were our dealers, so we walked into the supermarket and bought some catnip. We heard from various people that if you buy the right stuff the trip will change your view on life much like doing a drug like DMT or Acid would. So anyway since we've never done catnip before we decided to play it safe and head back to my pad, we kicked it for a while, drinking beer, talking, and watching some anime. It was about a quarter to eleven and we decided to bust out the bong and fire up some of the product we just bought. I took the first hit and didn't feel much until about ten minutes later, it hit me like a bomb.
I saw my body rise up from the bed and slowly make it's way towards to room in which my cat was in, my body was hovering over my cat and descended down slowly, at first I was scared because I thought that I was being lifted and thrown onto my cat but I realized that what was actually happening was that my body was being merged with my cats body. I lost complete control over my human thoughts and feel and could only think, feel and see like a cat.
Suddenly I felt pain as my mother incorrectly picked up me, instinctively I scratched her arm and was dropped only to find myself wandering into the kitchen to feast on the disgusting cat food I had bought my cat for so many years, no wonder he always throws up. My feast was short lived (thank god) as one of my friends had picked me up and taken me to my room in which I see myself lying on my bed. I looked like a complete spaz, then it all made sense! Any movement I made as a cat my human body emulated. I hear the sounds of my friends laughing at the movements I was making in my high. I jumped up on the bed on which I lay and licked myself on the left cheek. Suddenly I felt like my self again. I could feel my body transfer back to where it belonged.
When I explained my experience to my friends they just laughed at me. :(
