Battlefield Megathread

[Mr.jacksaunt]

A friend invites me to a tdm.
He then leaves me to get raped.
A friend invites me to his squad at the main menu
He boots me out because quick match is a broken piece of stuff and he thinks it's my fault.
He joins a server with his other squadmate
I join it to because I want to play with them
All other squads are full or private, so I get raped by myself, but still manage to do better then the friend.

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[Saber15]

I used the .44 Magnum on hardcore, and it was garbage there too. It's supposed to be a one-hit kill anywhere on the body within 10 metres. Yet, it leaves people with like 0.0001% HP or something.

nope, you're just not shoot them in the upper chest. i spam the enemy with big bullets until they're dead, and considering how much power the 44 has, it'll kill in 2 shots on any part of the body.

[_Dark_]

A friend invites me to a tdm.
He then leaves me to get raped.
A friend invites me to his squad at the main menu
He boots me out because quick match is a broken piece of stuff and he thinks it's my fault.
He joins a server with his other squadmate
I join it to because I want to play with them
All other squads are full or private, so I get raped by myself, but still manage to do better then the friend.

We kicked you cause your internet wasn't allowing us to join games. Also we fooled around :3

[Mr.jacksaunt]

870 service star get.
I'm going to try to get the Mp412 Rex service star next.

[HerpaDerp]

HOLY stuff.

432 METER HEADSHOT ON A HELICOPTER PILOT.

M39 EMR

Feels good man.

[Tom Gunn]

[Sami2ss]

oh no WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[WOLFPACK2]

i finally unlocked the L85A2 or whatever, squad deathmatch is almost like free for all


also something funny, on a sdm round i went 25-0, want to know how? MAV nuff said

[TheArmyGuy]

Then everyone in that TDM was dumb for not having at least 1 engineer with a javelin per squad.

[Unwritten Calender]

love 64 player serversss

[Jairo]

bfbc2: hey man don't go over there unless you want to get lit the forget up
bfp4f: hey man don't go over there unless you want to get li-it up
lol censorship in an m rated free game
(recycled and cut for reuse; cod, anyone?)

bfbc2: let the bodies hit the floor!
generic song on youtube: let the bodies hit the floor
generic cigarettes on youtube: let the finger hit the mute
I heard an american soldier shout that while we were charging on isla inocentes or whatever

mw2/mw3: bomb has been planted
bfbc2: bomb set, make sure nobody forgets with it
battlefield is not afraid to call stuff out
in actual stuff like this you won't be all calm
(like in fire drills how you have to walk even though everyone knows everyone is going to run)

mw2: we didn't come here to lose, bring it next time
bfbc2: stuff, we got torn up out there
mw2: bring your 'a' game next time
bfbc2: better luck next time, boys
mw3: and we were told you were the best we had
bfbc2: enemy defenses/offenses too strong, we'll get 'em next time
battlefield understands stuff and doesn't patronise you

in short
battlefield > cod

[Sami2ss]

bfbc2: hey man don't go over there unless you want to get lit the forget up
bfp4f: hey man don't go over there unless you want to get li-it up
lol censorship in an m rated free game
(recycled and cut for reuse; cod, anyone?)

bfbc2: let the bodies hit the floor!
generic song on youtube: let the bodies hit the floor
generic cigarettes on youtube: let the finger hit the mute
I heard an american soldier shout that while we were charging on isla inocentes or whatever

mw2/mw3: bomb has been planted
bfbc2: bomb set, make sure nobody forgets with it
battlefield is not afraid to call stuff out
in actual stuff like this you won't be all calm
(like in fire drills how you have to walk even though everyone knows everyone is going to run)

mw2: we didn't come here to lose, bring it next time
bfbc2: stuff, we got torn up out there
mw2: bring your 'a' game next time
bfbc2: better luck next time, boys
mw3: and we were told you were the best we had
bfbc2: enemy defenses/offenses too strong, we'll get 'em next time
battlefield understands stuff and doesn't patronise you

in short
battlefield > cod

it's funny because in black ops multiplayer the only cursing you hear is when you get stuck with a crossbow bolt or semtex grenade

"stuff, I CAN'T GET IT O -"

also, the screaming when someone gets set on fire is hysterical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=9QiPU_4otKo

[Jairo]

it's funny because in black ops multiplayer the only cursing you hear is when you get stuck with a crossbow bolt or semtex grenade

"stuff, I CAN'T GET IT O -"

also, the screaming when someone gets set on fire is hysterical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=9QiPU_4otKo

also mw2 was probably the first cod to actually use the word 'forget' explicitly (I lost 30 thousand men in the blink of an eye etc)
black ops just took the word 'forget' and used it multiple times in every level they could

[Sami2ss]

also mw2 was probably the first cod to actually use the word 'forget' explicitly (I lost 30 thousand men in the blink of an eye etc)
black ops just took the word 'forget' and used it multiple times in every level they could

you obviously have not played any cod except mw2 and black ops

[Mr.jacksaunt]

311 meter headshot get.