Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Doomonkey]

Yeah I did.

I'm pretty sure Santa came to my fort.

At first I thought it was going to be scary, but then I read that it emanates an aura of giving and kindness.

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[Soukuw]

At first I thought it was going to be scary, but then I read that it emanates an aura of giving and kindness.

It doesn't give very good presents, it just kicks my dorfs like 7 tiles away. :(

Edit: I sort of gave up after it murdered anyone who had even picked up a weapon in their entire life.

I proceeded to send as many untrained dwarves with the promise of fame for whoever kills the beast after a while the thing came into my base and went to my barracks it's now sitting there wounded.

Edit: One of the loving surviving squadeeys went into the barracks and made the thing come out. forget.

Edit: Dwarvern Caravan + Ambush stuffs about to go down.

Edit:
Impressive mid battle: Craftmenship:

[Doomonkey]

Impressive mid battle: Craftmenship:

A ashen chair!

[Soukuw]

After having a fair bit of fun watching the Titan I decided to lose hope and let my miserable dwarves migrate to my next fort. (I mostly gave up because the Titan was made of agate)

[Mega-Bear]

You just got attacked by a loving stone triceratops with a unicorn horn.

A stone motherloving triceratops with a mother loving GOD DAMN unicorn horn.

 

[Soukuw]

You just got attacked by a loving stone triceratops with a unicorn horn.
A stone motherloving triceratops with a mother loving GOD DAMN unicorn horn.

It didn't click what a Ceratopsid was but now thanks to use I understand why it was fighting the way it was.

Edit: Is there any easy way of getting to my fort in adventure mode?

[Mega-Bear]

You can have your character start off in a country near it then fast travel to it. I wouldn't recommend travelling to it unless you have a party of five or more because if you sleep at night (which you probably will) the bogeymen might attack you.

[T3HZ3N0N]

did you guys see gnomoria

its like DF

except with graphics

and no giant wall of text

[Soukuw]

did you guys see gnomoria

its like DF

except with graphics

and no giant wall of text

Yeah it's okay but if I wanted something easy and with no depth I would be playing Minecraft not a DF clone.

[Black and White]

this looks like I should try it

[Mega-Bear]

did you guys see gnomoria

its like DF

except with graphics

and no giant wall of text

It seems way more simple though. I mean if it had as many features as DF (or more) then I might play it.

[T3HZ3N0N]

It seems way more simple though. I mean if it had as many features as DF (or more) then I might play it.

its still in alpha but it has the basic stuff down like workshops, mining, crafting, total kingdom worth, traders, and attacks on your fort

[Tomcat]

its still in alpha but it has the basic stuff down like workshops, mining, crafting, total kingdom worth, traders, and attacks on your fort

can you kill a entire ambush with a quadriplegic dwarf?

[Jacob/Lee]

I've had a giant humanoid made of iron or something like that before, but an extremely experienced (and old) miner meditated on his skills and removed its head with his steel pick in a single turn of combat. He decapitated it long before the military arrived on the scene.

[Mega-Bear]

Bump.

I've had a giant humanoid made of iron or something like that before, but an extremely experienced (and old) miner meditated on his skills and removed its head with his steel pick in a single turn of combat. He decapitated it long before the military arrived on the scene.

That's loving awesome.