Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Doomonkey]

Anti-furry meme.

Oh, ok.

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[nickbond1]

That's bullstuff, zombie and skeleton everythings are hostile.

Zombie herbivores don't attack you, but skeleton herbivores do. Make sure to check if its a herbivore cause you may be talking about a carnivore.

[kevin 51l]

what the forget, zombie herbivores

looks like being a hippie lasts even after zombification

also it's funny how carp are like the god of all fish. once my fisherman kept running the forget away from a river because of carp

[nickbond1]

also it's funny how carp are like the god of all fish. once my fisherman kept running the forget away from a river because of carp

Used to be the god of all fish, now they do less damage then a dwarf punching.

[Jacob 123456789]

How install DF?

[kevin 51l]

How install DF?

download, go in the zip, double-click the .exe, let it extract, delete the zip because it's useless, play (or just look at it wondering what the forget you're doing when you hit random buttons)

[Colten]

download, go in the zip, double-click the .exe, let it extract, delete the zip because it's useless, play (or just look at it wondering what the forget you're doing when you hit random buttons)

What?
Download, extract the contents to a folder, and then click the exe to play...

[Conan]

We need a Blockland DF Succession game.

If it gets done I take dibs on a founder and I'd like to be an axedwarf broker. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR loving TREES YOU GODDAMN ELVES.

[nickbond1]

I call the fort shall be in a glacier!

[Doomonkey]

My friend built a fortress on a frozen lake before. Too bad it melted before he could build walls that would stop the water.

[RedGajin]

I am well know swordself Sareve Femeli, defeater of countless goblin menaces and those headless things. My armies never consist of less then 15 units, and 1/3 of them are civilians. All the civvys die in the battels, and most the warriors too. But I have only fled from one battle! And that was because I had just defeated 3 huge goblin tribes without any recouperation. Out of the 30 something men I started out with, 4 returned.

I also got the humans in a large portion of the map to hate me in the beggining by stealing all the stuff from the stores. I had 4 men with me at the time, one left, 2 more died in a skirmish with lions, and the last one turned on me when I assaulted a fort.

Also, if you ever group with miners, DONT MAKE THEM SWIM. Nearly everyone else can swim, but miners cant. THey always drown. Also, Hinters rage endlessley.

[Doomonkey]

I am well know swordself Sareve Femeli, defeater of countless goblin menaces and those headless things. My armies never consist of less then 15 units, and 1/3 of them are civilians. All the civvys die in the battels, and most the warriors too. But I have only fled from one battle! And that was because I had just defeated 3 huge goblin tribes without any recouperation. Out of the 30 something men I started out with, 4 returned.

I also got the humans in a large portion of the map to hate me in the beggining by stealing all the stuff from the stores. I had 4 men with me at the time, one left, 2 more died in a skirmish with lions, and the last one turned on me when I assaulted a fort.

Also, if you ever group with miners, DONT MAKE THEM SWIM. Nearly everyone else can swim, but miners cant. THey always drown. Also, Hinters rage endlessley.

Why would you ever recruit non-soldiers? Also, putting all of your points in throwing gives you the title of recruit. No one will want your help.

[Jacob/Lee]

You can have the honor of saying "I can throw a pebble and make it break the sound barrier, then jam someone's brain through their skull and out the back of their helmet." if we get custom dialogue, though.

[RedGajin]

Why would you ever recruit non-soldiers? Also, putting all of your points in throwing gives you the title of recruit. No one will want your help.

wat
Throwing? I have nothing in throwing, just swordsmanship and shield using. And wrestling, I always strangle pesky enemies.
And civilians are ruthless, the warriors retreat a lot, but the civilians get enraged every time they are near death, and usually take down 2 enemys before dying.

[heedicalking]

i have too much granite what level do i have to get to before I can start smelting stuff to be made into weapons i pissed off the elves and wanna kick their ass.