Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Block Box]

sounds like a fun time

[Ad Bot]

[Corbiere]

Now watch as someone gets punched through the brain by some scum and his best friend goes berserk and kicks the kings skull into dust.

That would trigger a whole load of 'fun'!
I suggest just setting a squad of soldiers on him. It's funny when that happens to merchants, so I guess it must be even better with kings.

[Talent74]

Holy loving stuff. My character is loving badass.

I was attacked by bogeymen, so I went for the head of the first one with a difficult chance to strike with my copper 2 handed sword, and chopped its loving head off. I saw 2 other bogeymen running in front and behind each other, so I grabbed the head from the dead bogeymen and threw it at them. My character threw it so loving hard, the head came in contact with BOTH bogeymen causing to have  the 2nd bogeyman's heart to fail, and the 3rd bogeyman's left leg to fly off his loving body shredding one of his arteries, causing him to bleed to death in seconds. Jesus.

[Corbiere]

Holy loving stuff. My character is loving badass.

I was attacked by bogeymen, so I went for the head of the first one with a difficult chance to strike with my copper 2 handed sword, and chopped its loving head off. I saw 2 other bogeymen running in front and behind each other, so I grabbed the head from the dead bogeymen and threw it at them. My character threw it so loving hard, the head came in contact with BOTH bogeymen causing to have  the 2nd bogeyman's heart to fail, and the 3rd bogeyman's left leg to fly off his loving body shredding one of his arteries, causing him to bleed to death in seconds. Jesus.

Equal damage misc. projectiles. :D

[Block Box]

I gave up on fortress mode.
stuff got too hard
-_____-

[Corbiere]

I gave up on fortress mode.
stuff got too hard
-_____-

That's the best bit!

[Doomonkey]

Holy loving stuff. My character is loving badass.

I was attacked by bogeymen, so I went for the head of the first one with a difficult chance to strike with my copper 2 handed sword, and chopped its loving head off. I saw 2 other bogeymen running in front and behind each other, so I grabbed the head from the dead bogeymen and threw it at them. My character threw it so loving hard, the head came in contact with BOTH bogeymen causing to have  the 2nd bogeyman's heart to fail, and the 3rd bogeyman's left leg to fly off his loving body shredding one of his arteries, causing him to bleed to death in seconds. Jesus.

What are your character's attributes?

[Talent74]

What are your character's attributes?

I'm too lazy to fetch those.

Anyway, fought a cougar today. I bit into its head and shook the part. I had ripped the head off by doing so, killing the cougar instantly. Damn.

[Jacob/Lee]

I killed someone by beating them with my own severed richard.

[Talent74]

I killed someone by beating them with my own severed richard.

What the forget. lol

[Jacob/Lee]

What the forget. lol

The wonder of mods.

[Pliny]

So I just downloaded this game today. I've started out in a snowy area with a bunch of dwarves standing around near a wooden cart, a few cats and dogs, and a yak or two. I have no idea what I'm doing and the help menu has only one section. Help?

[Corbiere]

So I just downloaded this game today. I've started out in a snowy area with a bunch of dwarves standing around near a wooden cart, a few cats and dogs, and a yak or two. I have no idea what I'm doing and the help menu has only one section. Help?

Wait for 'Fun'. Whilst that happens, read a tutorial.

[Kearn]

dig into a wall using the D menu

[Corbiere]

dig into a wall using the D menu

Eventually all land above Z=Ground level will be gone :D