Earth 5.0 - Welcome to Terra (discussion)

[Jetlok]

*The overseepurr finishes his buisness with Jetlok and snaps his neck, leaving him bent over the table. It rushes towards xxxxkill and gives him the same treatment he gave Jetlok. A good buttloving.*
"NO TALKING!" it moans angrily as it repeatedly thrusts xxxx.

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[HelplessNobb88]

FockeWolfe News Cast

- Three new cities have been founded, Traver and New Athens. Modular apartments are being set up right now.

[Jokey365]

"Yes we do"
I scooted my chair over and pressed a button, turning on my camera.

WELCOME TO NAPPY NEWS, THE ONLY SOURCE OF NEWS IN THIS COUNTRY!
Hello workers, we have just made an alliance with Kintharia! This will be great for our country, and you as a person! I will have safer working conditions made up soon, so stay safe, and get back to work.

[HelplessNobb88]

*The overseepurr finishes his buisness with Jetlok and snaps his neck, leaving him bent over the table. It rushes towards xxxxkill and gives him the same treatment he gave Jetlok. A good buttloving.*
"NO TALKING!" it moans angrily as it repeatedly thrusts xxxx.

[xxxxkill]

*The overseepurr finishes his buisness with Jetlok and snaps his neck, leaving him bent over the table. It rushes towards xxxxkill and gives him the same treatment he gave Jetlok. A good buttloving.*
"NO TALKING!" it moans angrily as it repeatedly thrusts xxxx.

I have a gun. I shoot it in the face, killing everything. The. loving. End.

"Yes we do"
I scooted my chair over and pressed a button, turning on my camera.

WELCOME TO NAPPY NEWS, THE ONLY SOURCE OF NEWS IN THIS COUNTRY!
Hello workers, we have just made an alliance with Kintharia! This will be great for our country, and you as a person! I will have safer working conditions made up soon, so stay safe, and get back to work.

"Excellent. I shall be on my way."

Also, helpless, oh god, I lol'd so hard.

[HelplessNobb88]

I have a gun. I shoot it in the face, killing everything. The. loving. End."Excellent. I shall be on my way."

Also, helpless, oh god, I lol'd so hard.

I found that on another thread.

[Jokey365]

I found that on another thread.

*COUGHMLPTHREADCOUGH*

[xxxxkill]

I found that on another thread.

Still epic.

[Jetlok]

I have a gun. I shoot it in the face, killing everything. The. loving. End

Overseepurrs are required to wear armor made from the finest metals the minpurrs can get and stuff like that you know. A lowly peon's peashooter could not shoot through it. It continues to forget you.

[Jokey365]

Wait a second, this is MY country we're talking about here.
What are you doing.

[xxxxkill]

Wait a second, this is MY country we're talking about here.
What are you doing.

Shooting cats. Wait...
I love cats.
You're making me shoot them jetlok.
 
My gun fires explosive rounds, that pierce through god-damn everything. You lose.
And I am no lowly peon.
I am a god.

[Oasis]

Did not see this coming. Antares, if you ever want I can try to spin out a similar original post to fit this thread?

[Thar]

A binary message is sent to the planet



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[xxxxkill]

Kintharian scientists translate it to: TTi iit drnlls

...What?

[Thar]

http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/