But it'd be like 3x scale, and probably do damage if it steps on you.
And when it dies it collapses and kills everything underneath it.
Stand under the bed, the dresser, a tower, inside a fort, under one of the parts of the bridge with two floors, under the stairs, on the stairs, ect...
Also, the game ends immediately after the boss dies, so crushing people with a corpse won't be a useful feature.