What would you do with a portal gun?

[Mushroom man]

lick my elbow

[Ad Bot]

[Jairo]

how come you didn't say that when I said it? :c

you still owe me a hug and a ride from my house on a dragon

[Night Fox]

you still owe me a hug and a ride from my house on a dragon

I remember the hug and I'll get to that ASAP, but what are you talking about dragonsss

[Jairo]

I remember the hug and I'll get to that ASAP, but what are you talking about dragonsss

I mean carpet
it was something that flies
FUS RO DAH

[BlockoCrafter]

Build velocity, and then shoot a portal on Mount Everest and fly to the top.
Then when I'm at to the top, I make a new portal to get back down before I die of cold or low oxygen.

[Lil Robot]

HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN-

FUS RO DAH

AYYYYEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

[Night Fox]

I mean carpet

in that case I remember that too

[Mushroom man]

Hmmmm. If I had a portal gun, I would give it to NASA in the hopes they could use it for interstellar travel.

[Jairo]

HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN-AYYYYEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYvcaChIv7k&feature=related
FUS RO DAH

[Lil Robot]

Hmmmm. If I had a portal gun, I would give it to NASA in the hopes they could use it for interstellar travel.

HMM
LET'S LOOK BACK AT THE END OF PORTAL 2 AND FIND OUT.

[Night Fox]

Hmmmm. If I had a portal gun, I would give it to NASA in the hopes they could use it for interstellar travel.

cigarette
if I had a portal gun I would forget ALL of the attractive people, and then spend the rest of my life getting free stuff and sucking my richard

[Mushroom man]

cigarette
if I had a portal gun I would forget ALL of the attractive people, and then spend the rest of my life getting free stuff and sucking my richard

[Jairo]

cigarette
if I had a portal gun I would forget ALL of the attractive people, and then spend the rest of my life getting free stuff and sucking my richard

>find girl
>love
>portal into vag
>remove semen

[Mushroom man]

>find girl
>love
>portal into vag
>remove semen

Damn good birth control there.

[Lil Robot]

>portal to friend house concealed under blanket
>when she sleep, love