Killer

[Conan]

I wait for you to die.

[Ad Bot]

[Donro98]

I throw you into a tub of oil in a glass case, and set fire to the oil.

[Becquerel]

I stab 1000 needles in Every pore and hole in your body.

[alexk]

I rip your chest and take your heart off.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I blind you with forcing you to watch research, then I force you to play ROBLOX, then I backstab you

[Tomcat]

I blind you with forcing you to watch research, then I force you to play ROBLOX, then I backstab you

I'd love to see research before I die, Robles ain't too bad, and not overall gruesome.

[Blocki]

I'd love to see research before I die, Robles ain't too bad, and not overall gruesome.

You forgot to kill hm so i'll do it for you

I take away the bridge and just wait for the noob to fall off the cliff of death

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I give you a boner the size of the world thus' you die from it.

[Becquerel]

I take 3 Jellyfish and stuff them down your throat. And then next I slowly slice open your Jugular Veins with Razorblades. Then I place you in THE BOATS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism) And summon  a succubus to force you to give it a lewinsky. Then I remove you from THE BOATS And place you Upside Down on a Scaffold. Then I carve ritual markings all over your skin with a Razorblade, and then take a Saw, and then start sawing down until your in 2 halves. And then I hollow out the halves where theres 1: Muscle and Bone and 2. Skin. I then take the Skin, and sew it back together to make a Coat for myself. Then I hang the Skin-coat on a Tree and allow Insects to breed in it. Then I take the Muscle/bone and feed it to the Wolves. When theyre done ravaging your corpse, I take the Remains and allow Insects to breed in them. And then when its all filled with holes and infested with Maggots, I burn it all but the Bones, and make Bone Flutes out of them with frequencys so high that it could KO A Person so I could do this process all over again.

Is it bad if I got a huge raging boner writing this.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

You forgot to kill hm so i'll do it for you

I take away the bridge and just wait for the noob to fall off the cliff of death

Thats not me falling on that sign

[xxxxkill]

I slam the heel of my hand into your chest, breaking your sternum, then proceed to break several of your ribs with my boot. While you're on the ground, I twist a blade into both of your hands, then stab you in between the radius and ulna. Next, I break your wrists with a hammer, then disembowel you with a scalpel, making it as painful as possible.
You die when I remove your heart.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

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I'm scared....

I take out a fork and stab it in your eyes, take the fork out and eat your eyes, put both of my hands in your eye sockets and grab out your skull including your brain, I break your skull and throw the brain at my pet DOGE so he can eat it, I also grab out a chainsaw and cut you in half and then eat everything inside of you, i mean everything, then when i'm done i give the bones to my pet DOGE and put your skin on my wall for safe keeping.
 
 

[Mikoyan]

I become good friends with you

[Brian Smithers]

I rip out your ribs and stab it through both of your eyes. Then I take your limbs and beat you 1/4 to death. You only have 1/4 of a life left. With that 1/4 of a life i would hang you by your left big toe to rot for eternity.

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[plad101]

you die.