Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow

[Mr Man]

The language is not understood and the dragon kills you.

I roast the dragon with a flamethrower.

[Ad Bot]

[Cancel]

dragon is frost dragon and doesn't care

i throw cheese at the dragon!

[Mushroom man]

Dragons like cheese. Everyone knows that.

Make friends with and then love the dragon.

[Mr Man]

The dragon dumps you.

I pull a lever and the dragon falls into a hole.

[blocknight]

The dragon flies out.

I kick the dragon.

[Camera]

"Why you gotta be so tribal!"

The dragon crushes you under some boulders

I don't know the dragon.

[Decepticon]

Dragon crushes your head.

I am the host and I perma ban the dragon with a anti-hack shield.

[Mushroom man]

Because you said "a anti-hack" the dragon uses it's grammar national socialist powers to kill you in a brutal way.

I remove all the dragons organs.

[Decepticon]

Because you said "a anit-hack" the dragon uses it's grammar national socialist powers to kill you in a brutal way.

HOLD ON HOLD ON.

Dragon crushes your head.

I am the host and I perma ban the dragon with a anti-hack shield.

[Mushroom man]

HOLD ON HOLD ON.

whoops. Typo.
In any case,
I do what I did in my last post

[The Corporation]

whoops. Typo.
In any case,
I do what I did in my last post

Dragon organs remove Youuuuu

I to the dragon.

[fred da kiko]

you get dizzy and the dragon explodes on you.

tell the dragon. MR DRAGON, I DUN WANNA HURT YOU, LET'S BE FRIENDS! and i give him a princess to forget.

[blocklandiansprofile]

in one of the dragon's fits of posh laughter he accidentally burninates you


I lavish the dragon with Hot chunky tomato old el paso salsa
I then proceed to eat the dragon like a nacho

You throw the dragon up accident

I launch a giant icecube at the dragon on a catapult.

[xxxxkill]

He melts it out of the air.


I tell the dragon a riddle.

[blocklandiansprofile]

He melts it out of the air.


I tell the dragon a riddle.

He figures it out and confuses you,

I tame the dragon and sends him far away.