Date: 09/4/2009
Money entered: 2500 yen
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Item Description: Nuka-Cola Atomic Rush: average-sized clear glass bottle, similar to classic soda bottles, only the words Nuka-Cola Atomic Rush printed on the bottle in English. Contents are bright orange in color and glow in the dark. Agent Palhinuk stares at it for a few seconds, before finding the nearest Geiger counter. Soda is found to have trace amounts of radiation, though not enough to render it harmful. Soda is given to D-3518 to try. After ingestion, subject claims it is extremely sweet with a citrus flavor, and has a bit of a bitter aftertaste to it. Subject then complained of a migraine headache for the next few hours, almost rendered incapacitated by the severity. When tested, soda contained a previously-unknown radioactive isotope of ██████ium, as well as three times as much sugar as a standard market energy drink, as well as a high amount of taurine and guarana. Soda is withheld for further testing on the isotope located within.
Holy stuff Fallout, first thing I thought of.
"Name: Doctor Kald
Date: 03/06/10
Money entered: 2000 yen
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Item description: Brown box with white lint. Image on the front a small man, made out of chocolate, with a (frankly enormous and oversized in proportion to the body) chocolate snake, visibly erect and dripping with a white fluid (upon retrieval of box, Dr. Kald was heard muttering "I sure hope that's white chocolate…"). Small man was giving a thumbs-up and smiling, kanji on the box freely translated as "Yummy Face Rape Man!"
Note: Word around the site has it that no, it wasn't white chocolate. Dr. B███████"
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