Author Topic: King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE  (Read 89293 times)

Through mutual agreement, we sell the hill to a private golf course owner.

His hill.
I throw the private golf course owner into the Quantum Rift.
My hill.

I tell you that wasn't a very nice thing to do and throw you off the boat.

My hill.

After you kill me, you fall into an alternate dimension. You get up and then you are beaten to death by the hands of Johnny Depp.
I then get back on the hill.
My hill.


i kill you
my hill
Naughty Bear then comes out of the same dimensional portal you fell out of.
He beats you to death with a Baseball Bat and sets mines all over the hill.
His hill.

I send my army of ducklings to kill you. Some of them set off your mines.
My hill.

I send my army of ducklings to kill you. Some of them set off your mines.
My hill.
Turns out, I was never resurrected.
Still Naughty Bears' hill.

You're dead.
I claimed the hill.
My hill.

I stand on the hill and push you off.

My hill.


You wake up and realize that it was all a dream.

When in reality, it's

my hill.

You wake up and realize that it was all a dream.

When in reality, it's

my hill.
IT WAS A NIGHTMARE-
it was still my hill.


But then I throw you off of the hill, you stumble and fall on yourself many times. You break your arms and legs. As you scream for help, I slit your throat with a Survival Knife.
My hill.

I block you to death.
MY hill.