Author Topic: Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure (Read 15334 times)

LawtyLawt · May 21, 2012, 02:16:56 AM

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Alyx Vance · May 21, 2012, 02:23:49 AM

Ugh you know what? forget this ghetto stuff! Time to bring in the BIG ONES!

*Calls up the entire souths population of uneducated Rednecks and what not*
Hey guys shadows are homoloveuals who said NASCAR sucks.

May the war begin.

ARMY STATS!
- Everyone has pin point accuracy
- Guns out the yin yang
- Big ass armored trucks
- Amazing knife skills

Special attacks:
- Dip spit into other person, causes 10% damage and makes the opposing person sick until he dies from diseases

- Scream, Deafens the other person while doing 5% damage

- Breath of bad, causes blindness and lost of smell dealing 30% damage

- Beer, medical supplies.

LawtyLawt · May 21, 2012, 02:28:52 AM

Hey lad? Why don'tcha bring may Atronarch Army?

What are y-

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLAT-

HAHAHAHA! Puny, Silly, Mortal! What makes you think that you can kill us?
*Takes off pants*

Oh dear lordy...
Sheogorath...
Can I not watch thi-

HAHAHAHA! WATCH ME! AS I RAPE THESE MEN!

Oh God.
No this is too horrible
*Covers Eyes*

fred da kiko · May 21, 2012, 02:33:20 AM

oh kitchen, no one ever liked you...

Alyx Vance · May 21, 2012, 02:34:29 AM

I will brown town rape you! *unzips pants*

Not today!
*revs rape engine*

Decepticon · May 21, 2012, 02:36:34 AM

Suddenly a military helicopter appears and drops off 15 soldiers and a artillery weapon into the city.

Alyx Vance · May 21, 2012, 02:39:50 AM

15 VS like half a million...

Rednecks when by uber outnumberment.

Casualties: All 15 soldiers are dead
50 Rednecks killed by soldiers
50 more killed by stupidity of the dude behind them.

LawtyLawt · May 21, 2012, 02:40:51 AM

Quote from: Decepticon on May 21, 2012, 02:36:34 AM

Suddenly a military helicopter appears and drops off 15 soldiers and a artillery weapon into the city.

Ooooooh! A hole big enough for my rooster! HAHAHAHAHA!

Please...
Never say that again.
Ever.

Decepticon · May 21, 2012, 02:41:06 AM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on May 21, 2012, 02:39:50 AM

15 VS like half a million...

Rednecks when by uber outnumberment.

Casualties: All 15 soldiers are dead
50 Rednecks killed by soldiers
50 more killed by stupidity of the dude behind them.

Suddenly, the rednecks soon see inside of the city, there are practically 50,000 trained and disciplined Riot Police, not counting the uneducated-handpicked ones and armored vehicles.

Alyx Vance · May 21, 2012, 02:42:48 AM

Quote from: Decepticon on May 21, 2012, 02:41:06 AM

Suddenly, the rednecks soon see inside of the city, there are practically 50,000 trained and disciplined Riot Police, not counting the uneducated-handpicked ones.

Rednecks just burn down the city taking 3/4 the police.
Always carry a zippo and a tiki torch.

It is now
Redneck army pop: 10,000
Riot police pop: 12,000

LAWTY I NEED BACK UP NOW!

Decepticon · May 21, 2012, 02:44:22 AM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on May 21, 2012, 02:42:48 AM

Rednecks just burn down the city taking 3/4 the police.
Always carry a zippo and a tiki torch.

It is now
Redneck army pop: 10,000
Riot police pop: 12,000

LAWTY I NEED BACK UP NOW!

The artillery the military helicopter brought starts firing at the rednecks as the police leave the shadow rebellion members to die in the fire.

LawtyLawt · May 21, 2012, 02:45:12 AM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on May 21, 2012, 02:42:48 AM

Rednecks just burn down the city taking 3/4 the police.
Always carry a zippo and a tiki torch.

It is now
Redneck army pop: 10,000
Riot police pop: 12,000

LAWTY I NEED BACK UP NOW!

More people to rape and burn?
ATRONARCHS! NOW!

Oh God my head...

Alyx Vance · May 21, 2012, 02:48:12 AM

Rednecks call in the crop planes with machines gun and everything.

What you didn't think that we'd go unarmed now did yah?

*Crop planes poisons the entire ground shadow forces with pesticides then guns down the trucks*

CALL IN THE HARVESTERS!
*harvesters harvest the remains so now there is blood and bone chips everywhere*

Hey th...

forget this stuff *runs over his richard*

Now shut up! No richard for you!

Decepticon · May 21, 2012, 02:49:37 AM

A loud roar comes from the sky.

It fires two explosive rounds at the redneck army and machine gun's down their planes. They also fire a explosive round at Sheograth whatever he is's richard.

LawtyLawt · May 21, 2012, 02:49:43 AM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on May 21, 2012, 02:48:12 AM

Rednecks call in the crop planes with machines gun and everything.

What you didn't think that we'd go unarmed now did yah?

*Crop planes poisons the entire ground shadow forces with pesticides then guns down the trucks*

CALL IN THE HARVESTERS!
*harvesters harvest the remains so now there is blood and bone chips everywhere*

Hey th...

forget this stuff *runs over his richard*

Now shut up! No richard for you!

Sheogorath is on our side you fool!