Author Topic: Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1  (Read 11175 times)

Basically, all you do is go fight back the above user with a yo mamma joke.

I'll start:

Yo mamma so fat when she jumped, world came to an end!

(This one's pretty mild.)

Yo mamma's so fat that if she were sucked into a black hole, it would tear apart.

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, kids tried to board her for school.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she posts, she takes up the entire board.

OH HELLLLLL TO THE NOOO

Your mamma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

Yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground, AND MISSED.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in a pool, she flooded Japan.
that ones old but forget you

Yo mamma so ugly Medusa looked at her and she turned into stone!

Yo mama so fat she walked into the room and vasm[fovmneu0gpineagnmv[t-

Yo mama so fat she has enough chins to get to 99 Ranged

Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean

Yo mama so fat she's closed on weekends!

Yo mamma is so ugly that she was arrested for stripping in public.

Yo mama is so ugly she dated a pig

Yo mama is so ugly she dated a pig

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, THE MIRROR TURNED TO STONE