TheKid (4) Your dinosaur eats a random passerby. The usefulness of that move is heavily debatable.
TheScout (4) You sing Pink Floyd. You can't tell but the wall's a bit sadder now.
Electrk (5) You chain yourself to the wall by hands, legs and neck like the total moron you are.
Jaxx (2) Your jackhammer jams.
ShinyArceus (6) AND SO NIGEL BURKE HATH REVIVED YOU.
Crispy (5) You get a bunch of rockets and load them all in, then fire them in a wide spread.
Mariobro (4) You throw a black hole at the wall.
Redgoner (1/1) Your first bunch of pickaxes bounces off the wall straight at you. They all go straight through your body. OOPSIE, 2 lives left
Legodude77 did not seem to notice his own demise.
masterockets (6/1/1) When painting you accidently get some of that caustic paint on your own face. You fail to care about that, even after it turns your face into face sauce. IMPRESSIVE, 2 demises remaining
Tailgate Gojira (2) You seem to have forgot to get a remote beforehand. Whoops?
PowerDag (3) FAILURE
Jellyfish (3) You only find one rocket. You shoot it anyway.
Duhman (1/1) Grimlock deduces you are lying, and proceeds to beat the stuff out of you. Him being a towering transformer, you're screwed. MORON, 2 screwups remaining
FancyPants (5) You call dibs on the AMULET OF AWESOMELY AWESOME AWESOMENESS. Whenether it works or not will be seen in due time.
Jokey (1/2) You take a sharp turn and fall out of your car, damaging your face.
PurpleMetro (1) FAILURE LOL GET WREKD
Randomtroll (5) You set fire to Masterockets' paint. The fire is way more violent that you expected.
HellHound (1/2) The result of kicking a brick wall very hard is... rather predictable, actually.
Conan (3) You materialize a small brick wall, that then falls over. At least you now have some proper flooring.
Alyx Vance (6/5) The giant explosion rocks the entire world in addition to the expected effects.
Nonnel (3) You are handed a shovel and then are told to dig like a motherforgeter. You do so, only to discover more wall underground. Having your whole plan shattered, you keel over and pass out. PATHETIC, 2 burnouts remaining
ShadowYoshi (3) You kick the wall.
Trymos (4) You hit the wall with a wrecking ball. It seems to be tougher than you thought, but still sustains a lot of damage.
BreadFish (4) You pee on the wall a lot.
Blazerblock (2) Your pickaxe breaks.
SWAT 1 (5) Your drill starts to drill the wall.
Rainzx (5) Your Molotov joins Randomtroll's lemon grenade as the wall goes up in flames.
Menen (1) FAILURE, YOU SUCK
WALL INTEGRITY: 751,432
List of people who had perished at least once:
[♥♥x] Gojira
[♥♥x] Shell (awaiting revival, min 2)
[♥♥x] Menen (awaiting revival, min 2)
[♥♥x] Zeblote (awaiting revival, min 3)
[♥♥x] PurpleMetro (awaiting revival, min 3)
[♥♥x] PowerDag (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] ShinyArceus
[♥♥x] Legodude77 (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] Redconer (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] masterockets (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Duhman (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Nonnel (awaiting revival, min 6)
ppl who r mad LOL:
Flamecannon (5/5)
Alyx Vance (4/5)
