Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA (Read 13971 times)

Pecon · June 10, 2013, 04:35:45 PM

106. Purchase a $700 room set with pennies.

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DeadFromHeaven · June 10, 2013, 04:57:46 PM

107. Eat cookies in front of people's faces, while saying "COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C"

DeadFromHeaven · June 10, 2013, 05:03:37 PM

108. Wear a Waluigi Cap, then go around IKEA yelling "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Mr Man · June 10, 2013, 05:29:25 PM

they have an eating area?

yeah, that's where you get the meatballs

BlockyMagician · June 10, 2013, 05:31:16 PM

109. Dodgeball.

Setro · June 10, 2013, 05:33:19 PM

110. Shove an employee in a trash bin with his mouth taped, with a blindfold on, and with a fake snake dangling inside of it.

Fastlex · June 10, 2013, 05:34:39 PM

they have an eating area?

Some do some don't.

111. Pillow Castle

awesomebread · June 10, 2013, 05:45:37 PM

112. Turn all the lemons into combustible lemons.

Kamutog · June 10, 2013, 06:28:08 PM

113. Taze everyone.

LeetZero · June 10, 2013, 06:38:05 PM

114. Kick a staff.

GhostStar · June 10, 2013, 06:42:09 PM

115. get banned

NalNalas · June 10, 2013, 06:43:08 PM

116. Place spam bricks everywhere

otto-san · June 10, 2013, 06:45:46 PM

117. satanic ritual involving children found within the store

Alex Man! · June 10, 2013, 07:01:11 PM

118. Be black.

awesomebread · June 10, 2013, 07:07:43 PM

119. Parkour all the furniture