Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA  (Read 13969 times)

139. Make a topic about Ikea.

140. Bring ALL your pets to the store and attempt to put them in the children's area.

14. Steal all the meat balls.
Did you know that Ikea's meat balls contain horse meat?
141. Make a fort out of pillows and call yourself the Ikea God.

142: Inflate your shirt and call yourself "captain bubble nipples"

142: Inflate your shirt and call yourself "captain bubble nipples"
That's terribly lovey.

143. Make a fort out of furniture and declare anyone who comes near a trespasser and throw things at them.

143. Make a fort out of furniture and declare anyone who comes near a trespasser and throw things at them.

YES

144. Be a fatass male white cross dressing prostitute

145. Make a fort out of the bed sheets/covers (By putting them all ontop of the other beds) and take the pillows and sleep under the sheets, while having other sheets droop over the side making a small entrance hole.

146: Steal all the stuffed soccer balls and throw them at passerbys

147. If there is any barrels in the storage room, knock them over and say "BARRELS!!!"

147. If there is any barrels in the storage room, knock them over and say "BARRELS!!!"
I'm going to ignore the massive PewDiefriendry in this post and
148. Be in the storage room

149. Base jump from the upper floor.
150. Eat lasagna on the display beds while watching Cartoon Network.

116. Place spam bricks everywhere

this is not blockland

151: Actually fall asleep on one of the beds