Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA (Read 13479 times)

GhostStar · June 11, 2013, 12:45:59 PM

152. rocket jump to the ceiling

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awesomebread · June 11, 2013, 01:47:49 PM

153. Steal all the handheld games in the kids area.

blockguy123 · June 11, 2013, 01:53:01 PM

154.
fake death

Pecon · June 11, 2013, 01:59:12 PM

155. Suddenly develop Alien Hand Syndrome and knock over things with your alien hand.

ravencroft · June 11, 2013, 02:30:16 PM

69. Have 69 with your mom in the middle of an aisle.

TheLegomaster · June 11, 2013, 03:49:57 PM

157.
Tell everyone in the store they should do the above.

Slammer1337 · June 11, 2013, 03:51:10 PM

158. Smash your head on a wall

Måster Blåster · June 11, 2013, 04:00:47 PM

159: DEPLOY HEADCRAB SHELLS INTO THE BUILDING!

Slammer1337 · June 11, 2013, 04:02:13 PM

160. put a

into one of the computers

Paradon · June 11, 2013, 04:08:31 PM

161. Ask nicely if you could get the number to their mother.

Måster Blåster · June 11, 2013, 04:11:00 PM

162: Hire Paradon as the new manager and ass-boot the other manager.

Zay · June 11, 2013, 04:13:44 PM

163. Invite your friends and begin operation High-Tension Syndrome.

Gsterman · June 11, 2013, 04:23:05 PM

164. Stare blankly at the manager with a knife.

awesomebread · June 11, 2013, 05:08:36 PM

165. Start shooting people with potato guns.

Anti-Block · June 11, 2013, 05:58:40 PM

166. count to 166

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