Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[John Freeman]

When I was arm wrestling a friend, I kept smacking the guide button and the B Button
loving made me lose every time.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybersix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWypXM3tSUg

[uno_da_cat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWypXM3tSUg

haha, I've seen this too. I'm almost always in a party when I play though.

[Tokerovin]

I need some no lifers to play GTA Online with on PS3.

[uno_da_cat]

I am the rakkman

[blazerblock2]

Monster. I met him too. All he did was get killed a lot and ask me for rides everywhere.

He's actually kind of annoying.

Usually we ride around on his motorcycle/my car and wreak havoc.  Not
Annoying to me.

I need some no lifers to play GTA Online with on PS3.

person2321
Spelled exactly like that.  Usually my stepdad won't let me play so I try to be on as much as I can.  I'm on usually some time from 6-7 AM EST before school though.

[SquartleTurtle]

Usually we ride around on his motorcycle/my car and wreak havoc.  Not
Annoying to me.

i learned to not ask for rides anymore unless you look at my location and you already know no cars are gonna spawn over there

[Muzzles56]

got up to wave 8 on boneyard and got like $12k
felt so good

[SquartleTurtle]

you can easily get to wave ten by covering over the white trailer

[blazerblock2]

A quick and easy $22k:

In the mission Out of Court Settlement issued by Martin Madrazo, the lawyer's car is worth $22k.  How do I sell it, you may be wondering?  You must first either steal the car from him by throwing him out then killing him, or killing him while he's moving.  The reason for this is that you cannot pick up the evidence before taking the car.  It will not work.  Next, you take his car to your garage (it is recommended you memorize your house's/garage's position, instead of roaming around the city looking for it) and store it there.  After that, you must go back and retrieve the evidence, and take it to Martin's house.  The mission will be complete, and you will earn $4,500-$9,000 and some RP.  Return to your garage and retrieve the car, take it to the nearest LSC, and sell it for a maximum of $22,000 (don't damage it for the full amount).

I made a ton of money by doing this.

[Madmitten]

i chased a bounty who was in a tank

i pulled a bff and strapped bombs to my car and drove head first into the back of his tank.

i was 2 feet from the tank going 90 mph with my finger on the left d-pad button when i saw the driver, out of the tank, running away from it.

it was 2late4me and i paid $16,000 to replace his bullstuff tank

someone else killed him and the bounty was only worth $1000 when i spent at least $2000 pursuing that bounty god damnit whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I need some no lifers to play GTA Online with on PS3.

Add me Thehomeskillet1

[Shell]

dont feel bad, i spent $7000 hunting a bounty and i thought it said $9000. but i guess my eyes suck richard and it was actually $1000. and i wasnt even the one who got it.

[Trogtor]

I need some no lifers to play GTA Online with on PS3.

Hellman96Hellman

[Gum]

#YOLO

[Oasis]

#YOLO

If I saw that car I'd do anything in my power to destroy it.